Carson Krow

If Congress won’t pass a bill that 83% of US citizens are asking for— that means we have taxation without representation. I do not consent.

@TheChiefNerd You done F’d up, bro.

Gavin Newsom Says Elon Musk is ‘Turning His Back’ on California “Regulation in California created the conditions that allowed him to take the risk to become the multi-billionaire, maybe trillionaire, that he’s become … Now he’s turning his back on the state that promoted him.”

@JosephCoInc1 They were in a row, alright….. 😂

@carsonkrow Get your🦆🦆🦆s in a row... 😊😉

Some A-hole thought it was a good idea to bring 30 toddlers to Publix today for a field trip at 10am. I counted them because they were blocking everything constantly. I love toddlers, but that wasn’t cute, and it wasn’t educational for the children. “This is where they put the vegetables” was a phrase one of the 2 adults actually said. It’s not like we have an epidemic of kids who have never been to a grocery store. I felt like I was at a duck crossing. I hope to never see that again.

@1776Vibe Yes, it’s definitely an iPhone thing

@carsonkrow You must have an iPhone. I have noticed mine making ridiculous autocorrections since recent updates. And also a lot of typing “mistakes” when I used to have none. It’s infuriating.

@brillianttrave1 Trained in healing? Or trained in medications?

@carsonkrow I don't see a problem. I want my RX to be trained.

How is it legal for US medical schools to get a significant amount of their funding from big pharma? HOW???!!!!

@OnlyinFlorida2 That kid would rue the f’ing day!

WTF is this shit?

@SherriTexas Yes it is, and women often underestimate how much men (and women) appreciate that skill

@carsonkrow Delicious homemade food is hard to come by sometimes.

@CrayCrayBlocker Exactly like that

@carsonkrow Market capture. Same way the 9 banking families captured the money supply in 1913.

@SherriTexas Me too

@carsonkrow I would trade a casserole or a pie for lawn care, easy.

@voicemyopinion2 I have a 4yo & 6yo grandkids. They are ruthless 😂👍🏼👊🏼

@carsonkrow Yes they are. They didn’t get name terrible 2 & 3 year olds for nothing

I see a lot of couples in my practice. Men: Would you be willing to cut a widow’s lawn if she cooked you a gourmet dinner? Women: Would you be willing to cook a man a nice dinner if he cut your grass? And would you like someone to be direct with you about that trade? (These are not euphenisms we are talking about actual dinner and lawn maintenance 😂)

@1776Vibe Damn autocorrect! I don’t want anyone dead 😂

@carsonkrow Euthanisms? I assume that’s a voice-to-text typo for “euphemisms”. Or maybe I learned a new word which I guess means to kill someone inoffensively. 😀

@reneechickenmom Nice!

@carsonkrow I have a big lawn.. I’d even throw in some home made ice cream 😂

@g_lamarche Possibly 😂

@carsonkrow Does the grass need cutting several times per day?

@TTLAmerica That’s wonderful. Let people get the joy of doing for you too 🥰

@carsonkrow When I do something nice for someone I don’t want anything in return. I’m perfectly fine with a TY and am usually uncomfortable if they want to return the deed.

@M5needspower EXACTLY

@carsonkrow I'm sure the chaos in that store was pretty incredible. I would've been pissed too. 🤷 After all, you only have a certain amount of time to go grocery shopping Why? Because we have jobs😂

@M5needspower I bet it was to be honest. I had just enough time between an appointment and a client session to run to the store, and I was like really?? This shit WOULD happen to me! 😂 At least everyone else looked pissed off too 🤣

@carsonkrow I am really sorry I missed seeing you surrounded by all those toddlers 😂 from a distance..It may have been pretty funny.🤣

@ChrisWhite_1972 It’s terrifying

Google this: “How much does the pharmaceutical industry spend on lobbying Congress per year?” Come back with the results.

@spgtty @ScottPresler @SpeakerJohnson Facts

@ScottPresler @carsonkrow @SpeakerJohnson Let’s hold the cheers till they actually pass it. You can’t trust these assholes.

OH MY GOSH! The House just voted 215-211 in favor of a special rules resolution, which instructs for the text of the SAVE America to be attached to the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA). The House is doing its job. @SpeakerJohnson is keeping his promise.

@voicemyopinion2 Right? Imagine voluntarily taking 30 of him? They were clearly insane 👀

@carsonkrow Omg I can’t even take my 2 year old grandson- all hell breaks loose and I end up buying things he throws in the cart!

@MammothAllen Probably

@carsonkrow Someone wanting shop while on the clock at work?