Carter Glascock

As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a patriot.

TODAY! Comedy great @MariaBamfoo and phenominal artist Scott Marvel Cassidy join us for a hilarious ep that you don't wanna miss! We chug a Fanta from Thailand and chat about comedy, cruises, and songs that never get old. JAM OF THE WEEK by @VanHalen. Listen now! Lynx-N-Reply!

@TheNickShades My stage name

@carter_glascock I feel like you could wear this way better.

@GeenaTheQueena @TheGoodsPod @teamyasumura @Disturbed @RiversLangley I can confirm, it is a miracle of modern science.

@TheGoodsPod @teamyasumura @Disturbed @carter_glascock @RiversLangley You should see what the comments are like under Disturbed's "Dropping Plates". If you've never heard the song, you're in for a treat. It's impressively dumb.

TODAY! @TeamYasumura returns to Disgraceland for a jolly ol' time. We open a box of snacks sent to us from the UK & drink an energy drink called "Rooster Booster". We also talk about kitchen fights & the drama playing out in a small Alabama town. JOTW by @Disturbed. Lynx in reply

It seems like he mercifully ran out at “O” but then the baby next to me picked it right back up at “P”.

Unbelievable. The pilot is burping the alphabet into the loudspeaker.

City folk see a big truck and go waah waah nobody needs that. They will never experience the joy of hitting a deer so hard it explodes into a red mist

If you love someone, then let them go……….hogwild on that tushy

Hosting a real hot one w/@CarlyJGarber at Rosenthal Wine Bar & Patio on Sunday, 6/26! Come out and I'll teach you how to surf!

Compiled and edited by @sethpomeroy

It's been a honor to get to impersonate one of the greatest actors of all time. RIP Ray Liotta

Me on my deathbed making my last student loan payment: “at least I learned a lesson”

@garybot2000 Harry Styles

@TheGoodsPod Thanks y’all!

Y’all go say “Happy Birthday” to the one and only @Carter_Glascock!

I feel the same way about weed that I feel about Nicolas Cage: it terrifies me but I have a lot of respect for it

TODAY! Big fun on the pod w/@SethPomeroy & @_WrestleTrash. We talk about radioactive energy drinks from the 1920s & a bad Yelp review left for Alabama's most notorious strip club: Wesley's Boobie Trap! @JimmyBuffett's "Margaritaville" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Linx-N-Reply!

Explained what a multiverse is to my grandpa on his birthday and he just wrote me out of the will.

Incredible, some might say perfect, day to be promoting a live comedy show! Come out Thursday to @RosenthalWines! Free show @ 8! @IanEdwardsComic @alidrapos @laurapeek_ @thecroftonshow @eddiegossling @carter_glascock

I believe I would have more friends if I didn’t call smoking weed “shampooing Eddie Vedder”

@ErikNelson31 For sure man!

@carter_glascock hey man it was super fun to meet you in person. We will try to talk a more next time we visit