Castiel Winchester

Tomorrow is Dean Winchester's 38th birthday. Please buy him a present. But do not interrupt us prior to 11:00am. Will will be having sex.

The birds that Ishiah left with us sing very loudly, very early in the morning. I may have to hide the guns.

I am getting married tomorrow. To Dean. That was a strange thing to type.

Saying marital vows in front of other people seems very awkward. And yes, I know not to mention our sex life. Or Hell.

Today I got out of bed and I did not eat because today I do not need to eat and now I typed this.

@mccormickdarrow @forthedogdarrow @haplessalpha this isn't funny

@forthedogdarrow @mccormickdarrow @haplessalpha Please don't do this. I will buy you more cookies.

@haplessalpha @stilespluscity can you ask Dean? I am not allowed to be in charge of anything meat related. Or grill related. Or food.

@stilespluscity I am....fine. I am planning the wedding which involves buying burger meat and cleaning the floors

@forthedogdarrow @mccormickdarrow @haplessalpha are you actually fighting? Do you need me to come over?

@mccormickdarrow @haplessalpha @forthedogdarrow you all. Why is the text box so small? This is stupid.

@mccormickdarrow @haplessalpha @forthedogdarrow Hm, Dean does not have a 'twitter'. And I can fly to the next room. But I like talking to y

@haplessalpha @mccormickdarrow I still do not understand the point of this. What am I supposed to tell the void?

@mccormickdarrow Neil? Neil are you seeing what I am writing?

@stilespluscity hello? Do you see this?

I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing with this. Who am I talking to right now? Hello? Why can't I just call on the phone?