Mike Pinocchio

28 posts

Mike Pinocchio

Mike Pinocchio

@forthedogdarrow

Don't get me started.

Katılım Eylül 2014
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Mike Pinocchio
Mike Pinocchio@forthedogdarrow·
@mccormickdarrow You should also see what one of these birds does, it's probably the filthiest thing I've ever seen
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Mike Pinocchio@forthedogdarrow·
Also look what's going on in my life on a Friday night. I am so goddamn ashamed of myself
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Mike Pinocchio@forthedogdarrow·
Thank Christ the kids are in their room, I don't want to have to explain any of this.
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Mike Pinocchio@forthedogdarrow·
The cats are both watching a documentary about the mating habits of birds. Really closely. Sort of weirded out.
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Mike Pinocchio@forthedogdarrow·
I'm serious, I'm going to find a way to make this multiverse thing work so I can go back in time and track that motherfucker down
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Mike Pinocchio@forthedogdarrow·
What asshole invented sugar and why am I stupid enough to ever let my kids have it?
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Mike Pinocchio@forthedogdarrow·
And it's really really sad just how much I'm not kidding
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Mike Pinocchio@forthedogdarrow·
Made appointment with tattoo artist. Time to actually get this thing done while I'm still alive to do it
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