Paul Bradshaw

I got my wife a gift from Pandora, she was too scared to open the box!

Did Gary Caldwell captain Wigan to their 2013 FA Cup win? Or was he an unused sub? #wafc

The BBC still thinks Ryan Lowe is in charge. #wafc

@JVMonte2 I want to hold your hand by sparks

What’s a great cover of a Beatles or Stones song?

@BBCMorningLive you realise you are giving people ideas on how to scam?

Coming up: 💳 Rav Wilding on repeat card fraud 🍬 An investigation into illegal cannabis sweets 🗣️ The Traitors’ Jessie Stride on living with a stammer 💬 Family fallouts explained 👫 Gethin Jones and Helen Skelton 9:30am on BBC One & iPlayer bbc.in/morninglive

Every game at the snooker Masters first round ends up with a 6-2 score. Odd...

If you're a practising vegan does that mean you haven't got it right yet?

When a medium dies does he talk to himself?

Jane McDonald Pole to Pole. Amanda Holden and Alan Carr in Greece. Monty Don in Switzerland. Michael Portillo in Spain. Ben Fogle. Every bloody where. Lorraine Kelly in Norway. Rob Rinder & Rylan Clarke. Somewhere else. Again. Rick Stein in Australia. Simon Reeve. More places than even Ben Fogle. Susan Calman and Robson Green holidaying around the UK. Is this it now? Is this all TV has to offer? We're supposed to be entertained by watching rich people swan off around the world for free? And get paid for it. Really? 🙄😠🤬

Scotland's first rabbi was Rabbi C Nesbitt.

Is Cheryl Cole's favourite drink Cherry Cola?

A trendoscopy is a medical procedure that everyone wants because everyone else is having one.

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read: “Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!” One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident. Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.” Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.” Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!” Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.” A few days later, the lawyer came back. Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.” Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.” Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!” Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.” Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time. Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!” Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.” The doctor handed him… $20. Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!” Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

X thinks Wigan manager is still Shaun Maloney x.com/i/trending/199…

Lady: do you drink beer? Me: yes. Lady: how many per day? Me: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Me: $5 each including tip. Lady: how long have you been drinking? Me: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000. Me: sounds correct. Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane? Me: do you drink beer? Lady: no. Me: where's your fucking plane?