MW, CPA

@W_Holtsman @DailyTaxMemes @acct_4_growth @MikeSyl36625988 @porkrind I so very badly want to try this.

@DailyTaxMemes @acct_4_growth @MikeSyl36625988 @porkrind Y’all are missing out bc this hits. Vanilla Coke Cream Soda. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

Diet Coke is far better than Diet Pepsi.

Denver N1 claims victory with Picture to Burn

Denver Swifties, is there a secret wingman language at this tour? Is there friendship bracelet code for 'he's straight, single, employed, and the avatar of nontoxic masculinity'? Asking for me who would like a hotel room to myself on Friday night.

It's hot.

I’m caught in a flash flood listening to folklore bitch I’m about to become folk lore

@_sashadz @steenarella @NationTstan @tswifterastour @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 Same

🚨| The “Speak Now” era set of Taylor Swift’s ‘The Eras Tour’ now officially has more than one song! 🥹💜✨ #TSTheErasTour #KCTSTheErasTour #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion @taylornation13

Have informed my husband that we are temporarily breaking up for my mental health (to make it worse so I can fully experience this album)

@ABC BREAKING: all their subs

Me, taking off two days during quarter close to go to the Eras tour.

It’s an unverified account, Michael, how many posts could it possibly need to read. 600?

Heading home from the opera and I have assured my husband that I would definitely leave him for a cryptid that showed up seeking my hand in marriage.

@PratusAnsiursus @WeirdMedieval Have you met a chicken.

@WeirdMedieval Makes sense. Cats and chickens would be the most calming, tranquil companions to have on an undersea voyage. ☮️

my favorite medieval story is the one about how alexander the great wanted to see the world, so he built a contraption to dive underwater and brought his cat and chicken to explore the ocean with him :)

@seattle_tax I've traded plants for all sorts of things at this point.

I occasionally forget that not everyone has a carnivorous plant collection

@UrsulaV Wait until they learn about carnivorous bromeliads

“This must be a joke!” I said, and googled. I still don’t know if the post was serious, but it appears that multiple people over the years have tried to feed Venus flytraps tofu,* so if you need me, I’ll be gazing into the void.

@parkermoffat @bradford_hardin Frankly it's tamer than many of the things I've heard accountants say about themselves

"You're not even the kind of lawyer who works in court. You work in an office. The only thing worse is an accountant." Sick burn from my 13yo (apologies to the accountants)

The Reddit blackout is going to be so good for my productivity this week.