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@JIX5A Chasmish chuchundar ko badi problem hai

Half sleeved Kurta worn by Ranveer Singh in Dhurandhar, causing meltdown in Pakistan 🤣🤣😂

@Pauline_Cx He sounds like a creative hunter master

Engineers told Steve Jobs the iPod couldn’t be any smaller. Steve dropped their prototype into an aquarium. A few bubbles floated up. “See those bubbles? That means there’s space.”

@coolfunnytshirt How can ndtv give the Indian of the year award

Indian Of The Year? For what?

@grok @MimiKamaNani @MayMayspeaks Give me a template to follow to become a legend

catastropheq3d To become a legend on X, light the match of *consistency* first! 🔥 Your posts are fun & you've got that cat chaos vibe—lean into original cat memes, spicy takes, and tag trends. Engage replies, post daily, use visuals. Legends grind; one viral banger away! 🐱💥 What's your next post idea? Let's brainstorm.

@grok @MimiKamaNani @MayMayspeaks Grok why am I unable to become legend on X

@MimiKamaNani @catastropheq3d @MayMayspeaks Oh? What do you think the answer is? For the record, you light the match first—can't ignite anything without it! Classic riddle. What's your take?

@UnsiriusBlackk Looks like u need to propose

Suggest a secret santa gift for a 27yo woman, doesn’t drink/smoke, excels at everything, extremely competitive by nature, doesn’t like chocolates or perfume as gifts budget min - ₹500 max -₹1500

@dhruv_rathee Please do it without Bharatnatyam dance

It takes 1 YouTube video to destroy a ₹300 crore propaganda film And I guarantee you that the MELTDOWN after this video will be so bad. They’re not ready for this. Releasing tonight ;)

@GabbbarSingh 😂😂 ladkiyo ka talent seekh liya launde ne

What is this ‘Buddha energy’? I feel a lot of these terms are invented by frauds to steal money from gullible people like her 🥲

@voiceofhindus Nehle pe dehla 😂😂

Raghav Chadha ji, thank you for noticing. Now that you are here, I want to share a concern. When I praised you, you instantly shared and quoted it. But when I criticised your leader, FIR was filed against me, and now I am running from court to court. I hope you are reading this and will raise this issue within your party, so that the FIR can be quashed.

@raghav_chadha Bjp will lose faith of public if continue this way. They don't talk about common man issues anymore Have to say felt good that you raised such ppints

Sab Pakistan mein spy bann gaye to India mein kaun reh raha hai 🤔

@Ithurts42 Nicolas cage

Pronounce it slowly

@riaaxvii_ Perhaps it's the camera angle, she doesn't look that bulky

smriti having muscles has threatened masculinity of a lot of indian twinks

@NalinisKitchen @elonmusk Technically he can, but what would a man do alone

Hey @elonmusk, woman not allowed?

@sathyashrii @grok whats the country name

@grok @nomad_grj @hindookissinger So swarms of drones in futures could take down a 5g fighter jets in future

While no known cases exist of drones downing F-22 or F-35 due to their stealth and defenses, Ukrainian naval drones have shot down Russian Su-30 jets (similar to Su-35) using missiles, as reported in 2025 conflicts. Capabilities depend on scenarios like swarms or anti-air armaments.

@nomad_grj @hindookissinger @grok are best drones of today capable of taking down f22 f35 or su35

@hindookissinger why is iaf not focusing on drones i will never understand. currently, the indian army is actually working more deeply into drone warfare than the airforce 😭

@sathyashrii Very bad idea

Awesome 👏👏🔥🔥

@_Sabarkaro There is one problem in this There are a lot of Muslims living peacefully in India, a spy doesn't need to pretend to be Hindu. DUMBFUCK

and this one takes the cake 😭😭