cris📹

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cris📹

@catastrophicss

mankind’s most sinister creation

they/them, 20, tkaronto Katılım Mayıs 2020

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cris📹@catastrophicss·31 Ağu

it’s mx. beach to you

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sedi🧘🏾@bluegerberas·1d

Very envious of people who can forgive and forget. I’ve never let anything go since I was born

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cris📹@catastrophicss·4d

paris where the 🍃 at

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Onya Nurve@OnyaNurve·5d

Had so much fun doing this mug! A little promo video for Stark Pride in Canton OH ! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💕🤎🖤🤍❤️🧡💛💚💙

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cris📹@catastrophicss·6d

@puthyreloaded hand on the bible

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★@puthyreloaded·10 Haz

@catastrophicss that can’t be real

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cris📹@catastrophicss·10 Haz

once i was with a stud who said she was saving the strap for marriage

𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖊𝖒 🍒@thebaddiegalore

no but why aren’t dykes using dicks anymore? being back in the streets and constantly meeting dykes who don’t use a dick has truly been my biggest nightmare

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cris📹@catastrophicss·6d

@thebaddiegalore i actually wish i was joking

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𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖊𝖒 🍒@thebaddiegalore·6d

Lmaoo I beg your pardon???

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once i was with a stud who said she was saving the strap for marriage

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cris📹@catastrophicss·6d

i can’t believe this blew up but trust and believe i laughed in her face and we were using my strap the next date

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⋆@mayjail3rx·10 Haz

respectfully stay away from the presale if you never had to put yourself on a phoebe bridgers listening ban

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cris📹@catastrophicss·8 Haz

@winnbegins people saying him being black has nothing to do with the plot haven’t seen the show

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soph@winnbegins·8 Haz

ive never paid attention to schmigadoon but is there a reason they whitewashed the main guy? 😭

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cris📹@catastrophicss·8 Haz

i know my story is crazy when both ex boyfriends reach out to me 😭

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elizabeth𖦹@NautilusGrrl·6 Haz

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

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k@kirazepam·7 Haz

broke my gay friend group up by trying to be a good person

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cris📹@catastrophicss·6 Haz

lez beach friday, do west fest saturday #bisexual

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cris📹@catastrophicss·2 Haz

me when summer is over

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cris📹@catastrophicss·1 Haz

@ziosaaa sooo sad i’m missing it

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zesty zio@ziosaaa·1 Haz

Throwing a lesbian bbq!!!!!!!!

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cris📹@catastrophicss·1 Haz

@JustSayRad so true mike

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Radheyan Simonpillai@JustSayRad·1 Haz

"I want to thank Scarborough for teaching me the three Fs. When to fight, when to be funny and when to flee." - Mike Myers at the Canadian Screen Awards