🌺catbite🌸

China haters are so funny because they refuse to praise China for things that China does objectively better than all their countries. Imagine sitting there being like “not that impressive it’s just a bunch of skyscrapers with neon lights, massive scale urban planning, energy infrastructure to support hundreds of millions of people, nationwide high-speed rail, dense supply chains, port logistics, modern digital payment ecosystems and entire megacities built in decades” just dimwits 💀

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people only wanna adopt babies

@AidanSimardone keep that feeling to urself

I have an awful feeling I haven’t felt since the first week of March 2020

sooo do we think we’re getting a new eevee evolution in pokémon winds & waves or not even

@khanyamkuhlu_ YOU LIVE IN SOUTH AFRICA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EBEN ON ABOUT

@khanyamkuhlu_ no fuck off shut up you idiot no fuck off my partner is coming over dont u fucking jinx this fucking shut up

I smell another lockdown coming.

malgosha is literally benjamin netanyahu

the piglins are literally israel

it’s jason samosa

I love jac !

Tree pollen season has begun, with high to very high levels of alder pollen in the north today 🤧

Amazing advancements happening in British cuisine.

@PostsOfGod Photographers talk like they purchase their equipment every single time they need to shoot😅

This is wild! An average Yes Man fan :D

@saberclyde rai now dick

@catblte i want rgb lighting!!!!!

why do people care about the neo not having a light up keyboard, who the fuck looks at their keyboard while typing you should be memorising that shit 😂

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK