julianna ♡

@zenanbridge FUCK i wish i could go with you

dont talk to me on june 9, i am BOOKED UP‼️

@tamagosunshine only type of cobbler i wanna be is peach

@catprncessqueen u need to become a cobbler

Being a women's shoe size 5 is neither cutesy nor quirky. Adult brands either simply do not make that size or assume it means your foot is exactly as narrow as the day you were born. I literally dont own shoes that arent sneakers anymore and im so tired of it

My period must be a holy woman cause she has only come on sundays for over a year now

This is my favourite

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

@mudwhelks the demons are LYING!!!!!!! you are hot and money isnt real

currently fighting the "im too broke and ugly to go out dancing" demons

its probably a good thing that i take my coffee out of the fridge and my stomach instinctively starts hurting before ive taken a sip

is everything not immensely hard for everybody else

I sound like a teenager but why is my family so CRINGE!!!!!!!!!

its STIMULATE monday #dragrace

honestly the day after a major depression day can feel soooooo good. I feel like I'm putting my skin back on

This is like a few months ago when i randomly had the worst headache of my life and it felt like my head was exploding and this is what google came up with

experienced the weird twisting rib pain i feel when getting out of the shower sometimes, started googling it, saw some results, stopped googling because honest to god i don't want to know more

Furlough is officially up for adoption! :) If you're in Washington state and want a weird little guy in your house, check out his Petfinder bio and apply on the Alley Cat Rescue website! petfinder.com/cat/furlough-c…

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@wolfpitmachine This makes me so happy to hear, and gives me a sense of pride for inspiring you so

@catprncessqueen Ended up going to Chili's today also, you inspired me.

Finally going to chili's today and i can't wait. I'm like shaking with excitement holy FUCK

@tamagosunshine @wolfpitmachine Ive been craving it for MONTHS but every time ive tried to go my plans have been foiled in some way or another....but today we're making it happen

@wolfpitmachine @catprncessqueen Lmao listen i support it but it made me laugh

@zenanbridge Only if i remember in my triple dipper induced fever state

@catprncessqueen U better send snaps of ur food so we can experience joy through u