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today she is 10!!

@catprncessqueen i’ll name my highland cow julianna in your honor

@zenanbridge FUCK i wish i could go with you

dont talk to me on june 9, i am BOOKED UP‼️

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

A wizard cast a spell of asthma begone on me today (i picked up a prednisone prescription)

trapped in bed by my large pig….

@catprncessqueen footlet

Being a women's shoe size 5 is neither cutesy nor quirky. Adult brands either simply do not make that size or assume it means your foot is exactly as narrow as the day you were born. I literally dont own shoes that arent sneakers anymore and im so tired of it

just placed a ginormous imported sunscreen order… summer isnt ready for me

- shower bluetooth radio (MUCH better than playing your phone outside the shower)

If you ever want a way to make your daily shower more luxurious, some ideas i recommend: - bring a cold bev in there (beer or arizona can, for example) (NOT glass bottle) - turn off the lights and sit down on the floor of the shower - nice scented scrub thats just for the scent

If i could only do one activity for the rest of my life it would be showering. I would live in there if i could

in terms of “food you only get for lunch at the office,” to me tropical smoothie cafe is only associated with stress and misery while panera remains goated and an oasis in a desert of pain and sufferinfg

me and my pig #mypig

work has been sucking shit and ass even more than usual lately bc they laid off so many people but at least my baby bearcat is snuggling me so sweetly while i type away at the email mines……

Furlough is officially up for adoption! :) If you're in Washington state and want a weird little guy in your house, check out his Petfinder bio and apply on the Alley Cat Rescue website! petfinder.com/cat/furlough-c…

i’m a pack-a-day smoker but with butter beans. can-a-day bean enjoyer

@catprncessqueen U better send snaps of ur food so we can experience joy through u

Finally going to chili's today and i can't wait. I'm like shaking with excitement holy FUCK

i recently OoT 3D i love gorons sm

they should invent a job that hires you

Serebii Update: To close off the coverage for Pokémon Pokopia, we have added over 8,000 paint variants of all eligible items to our item database allowing you to see what each paint does to each item It can be found @ serebii.net/pokemonpokopia…

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