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happi happi happi 🥰 we sleeping good tonight #senwin #sencity #VCTAmericas

@hugoaims damb

i wish this was a joke

my valorant is stuck on this screen everytime i try to launch. help ?

@TukiFromKL flowers for algernon

HOLY SHIT.. for the first time in history.. age reversal is going into human trials.. David Sinclair's team at Harvard figured out how to reprogram old cells back to a younger state using something called Yamanaka factors.. four proteins discovered in 2006 that can reset adult cells to an embryonic-like state.. in mice they reversed aging in damaged muscle and brain tissue.. extended lifespan in mice with accelerated aging.. and restored memory in elderly mice.. in lab tests cells appeared 75% younger after 8 weeks.. now Life Biosciences is testing it on 18 humans this year.. starting with the eye.. targeting glaucoma and retinal nerve damage.. they built a genetic kill switch that only activates when the patient takes a specific antibiotic.. so they can control it.. the risk.. push the cells too far and they forget what they are.. a liver cell stops being a liver cell.. starts dividing uncontrollably.. that's cancer.. Bezos invested in Sinclair's longevity research.. so did Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund.. the billionaires aren't just hoarding money anymore.. they're trying to buy time itself.. the cure for aging won't start in your hospital.. it'll start in a billionaire's bloodstream.. and by the time it reaches you they'll have had it for a decade

jeff the landshark you mean so much to me

@Fxhedgers cancel it all

ALMOST HALF OF US DATA CENTERS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THIS YEAR SLATED TO BE CANCELED OR DELAYED The data centers powering your favorite AI chatbot are running low on helium, cash, and neighbors who don’t hate them, and that’s not even the worst of it. According to reporting by Bloomberg, about half of the data centers slated to open in the US in 2026 will either face delays or outright cancellations. Full article: futurism.com/science-energy…

@SENRivals @Vodible SENPOOL ❤️

We need to see a SENPool in every game 👀 Giving away a Sentinels Rivals Bundle to 5 people who like and comment "SENPOOL" Winners chosen in 24 hours ⏲️

@JakeSucky can he get banned? please

Warzone streamer Jordan Sisco has been accused of hitting his girlfriend after he idiotically spilled a drink on his new gaming PC Absolutely disgusting

@QuitHatingBro @LynSin6 @JakeSucky yea she prob thinks it's normal bc her mom went thru worse

@LynSin6 @JakeSucky unfortunately she doesnt want help or saving my guess is shes probably so scared if she got him in trouble or shes just so used to it to the point she thinks its normal idk

@z_kokonut @MarvelRivals good question

@MarvelRivals Can cloak do it even though he doesn’t have legs in all of his skins except the new one? Or is it just Dagger who can ? Like with the sitting emote 🫩

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@peachesVAL_ bruh t3 being so volatile is what made me leave ahdshfksldks im overstimmied, too much going on!!!!!!!

org posts roster reveal. 1 hr later org posts lfp. next day, org posts lf roster. wtf is going on in t3????

There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded.

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced them that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

@Real_Ames her attitude is so wrong for her line of work, she can be a manager at a retail store instead lol

OMG ! How infuriating! 911 Operator: Ma’am, I understand there’s an emergency… but first—what’s his favorite color? Caller: “WHAT?!” 911 Operator: Stay with me. What size jeans does he wear? Skinny? Relaxed fit? This is critical. Caller: “HE’S LITERALLY—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, I cannot dispatch help until I know his Instagram handle. Is it private or public? Verification matters. Caller: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” 911 Operator: Very. Also, how many eyelashes are on his left eyelid? Not the right—focus. Caller: “HE NEEDS HELP NOW!” 911 Operator: And I need answers, ma’am. What’s the mileage on his car? Last oil change? Favorite fast food order? We’re building a profile here. Caller: “OH MY GOD—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, please stop crying and be useful. Does he prefer Pepsi or Coke? Blood type? Zodiac sign? Rising moon?? Caller: “SEND HELP!!!” 911 Operator: I will, as soon as you confirm—does he still have a VCR? Anyone in the home with a fax machine? Backup landline?? Caller: “THIS IS INSANE!” 911 Operator: Ma’am, calm down. Panic doesn’t help. Now… what’s his WiFi password? And spell it slowly. Ridiculous!! Smh

@myPotatoGames Me me me!

Moonfrost is coming to Steam! I am sharing two last copies of the game for when it releases! If you want to be considered, let me know! Moonfrost is a cozy and laid-back farming game with a sprinkle of magic. Design and create your dream home with amazing creative tools. Grow a garden, raise animals, embark on a journey to explore the beautiful world of Moonfrost and uncover the secrets that lie beneath.

@100T_VAL @Asunaa @Lexus yummm

Peter's too quick with it 😭 @Asunaa @Lexus

My sister says his memes are everywhere on tik tok so im pinning the original photos here. My cat. I took these.

@VALORANTLeaksEN why

Sage's icon and model have been updated. // #VALORANT

@Average_Jonas i'd pick norway over the usa any day

Thinking about moving back to Norway, I have a really nice home there and the LA life isn’t hitting as much as it used to. Moving here a few years ago was cool and had many opportunities but I’m starting to get over the endless “grind”. Idk if its cause I’m certified unc status now or my recent throat pain issues (talking hurts) but I would like to work a little less and travel/chill a little more, plus I have barely seen my nephew since he was born. I think it’s hard to fit in and build genuine connections in a place where so many people consider most interactions to be about business. At some point I wanna settle too and idk if I would want my kids to grow up in America over the Norwegian countryside. Anyone else feel a similar way? Is this my mid life crisis 😂

@flexinja aw, thank you for being so transparent online.

i’m 13k in credit card debt, owe a friend 7k, and super behind on taxes when i first blew up in Valorant over 5 years ago, i went all in with no back up plan and now life is kicking my ass i set myself up for success, establishing my name making pretty decent money but now i’m struggling due to lack of passion to create content, figuring out how to rejoin society, and feeling so far behind that i often don’t feel human in Valorant terms it’s like blowing a 12-0 lead and then losing in overtime, shit was going smooth and then we fucked up big the hardest lesson i’ve learned about being a streamer/content creator, you have to stay super consistent. take time off and you’ll destroy your numbers before Valorant: i created content as a hobby while working at FedEx with no idea what i wanted to do with my life during the height of my success, i never had a good grasp of what money means since i don’t come from money or how to manage it i was also a very inexperienced 24 year old, never touched alcohol/weed, and was nervous navigating the airport for the first time having never been on a flight then one weekend, i decided that i was doing well in life with my newfound hype online so i took my first flight and fell in love with the feeling of drinking/smoking as you can imagine, i spiraled out of control. lost my consistency when it came to streaming and creating content. overall my mood was destroyed slowly along with getting drunk and high a ton, i fell into the ubereats death trap where i didn’t cook any of my meals for 3 years or so which is disgusting to say but hey, you only spawn once on this rock and not everyone is brought up to have all the right answers i’m happy to say i cook 99% of my meals now and eat super clean/boring now as my priority revolves around gym progress i’m 30 now and still have no idea what i’m doing with my life, but i’m sure if i remain positive i will eventually figure something that makes me excited to wake up having zero passion for Valorant being known as a Valorant creator kills me inside. i’m the least happiest version of myself trying to grind the same content for 5 years in a row. and it really reflects my mood on stream. this is also a really shitty part about streaming is putting yourself in a box fulfilling one niche — my biggest advice if you jumping into the streamer / content creation life, if you find your niche and you’re gaining hype please hold on to it and ride with it and don’t try living above your means ($$) but my BEST advice (something that i didn’t do) is to have a backup plan that will give you stability if things don’t work out — i never had one and still don’t yet a third piece of advice never hurts: burn out really fucking sucks. so if you find any success online doing one thing, try to add some variety eventually so you don’t put yourself in a one-niche box unless you absolutely love what you do online and can visualize how passionate you will be after years down the line — going broke after being financially well off has been one of my greatest lessons i’ll ever get to experience — i really know the value of money now when it comes to paying bills, grocery shopping, and living a more inexpensive lifestyle so the next time i’m up in life, i’ll be more prepared to spend properly and invest you can use this post to make fun of me, but i want to be transparent because people just assume you’re well off if you have a decent sized following — nah, not if you’re dumb as fuck like me 😂 hope this post can help someone in the future not make the same mistakes i did much love y’all, i got some work to do 🫡