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@lynx your "lower body spray" advert is just ridiculous. The recent ones were funny. Now they're not. Pack it in.

Bank account is like a bloomin' cash machine...

@JasonManford & @sirsteveedge, check this out! A packet of c&o crisps from @Aldi, but best before date is a WEDNESDAY!! What's going on Aldi? Surely you know from #hitmewithyourbestfacts that crisps' use by date should be on a Saturday?!

Petition to ensure @petercrouch never stops being used in adverts. Guy's a natural and a goddamn national treasure.

Yeah cat plant pot. More intelligence in this plant than another baffoon resembling similar hair colour... Rhymes with flump, frump, dump, grump...

AAAAHHHMMMAAAAGGOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!

NAMES IN SONGS BEST OF THE YEAR 2024 - reel now on insta: chrishawkinsdj @BBC6Music

@HasanHussain777 Strikes, probably.....!

Where’s the train at?#Corrie #CoronationStreet

@Uber_Support Thank you for your help. Now I wonder how @ubereats_uk can advise me on my delivery instructions I forgot to update.... No, I am not drunk right now, so it says... 🫣

@catty_a87 Hi there! For us to be able to assist you further, could you please DM us the email address and phone number linked to your account along with the trip details? Looking forward to your response. twitter.com/messages/compo…

To be home before 5.30 is quite the achievement for me. This half term break is ABSOLUTELY needed...

#GrandDesigns should be shown on a Friday night. The DRINKING GAME opportunities are RIFE in this episode!! 😂

Had a brilliant night watching @SimonBrodkin at #DeMontfortHall #Leicester, my partner and I laughed so much! Thanks Simon! #sweatmayo

To clarify: youtu.be/54ODOA3FsuY?fe… He didn't tell me which one though. I'm going to guess the "saleswoman" though.

Today a child told me I look like the woman in the white paint advert...

@photofan9000 Must've been a helluva Thursday / Friday for ya 😂😂😂

Week done.

Watching #CelebrityMasterchef and hearing @GreggAWallace say "I can't dip my gnocchi into that honey!" reminds me of @shaunwkeaveny 's cartwall 😂

I wish someone had told me how much I'd be crying at the ending of #UmbrellaAcademyS4... The end of an era 😭 loved it, what a weird family that have been lovable from the very start ❤️☂️ @UmbrellaAcad

@photofan9000 Thanks! Was yesterday though 😂

@catty_a87 Happy birthday!

Get you a partner who gets you lovely gifts for your birthday, makes a cake, and then finishes it off with a funny card ❤️

#UngentlemanlyWarfare film is fab-u-lous. Was obviously watching it for the plot... 😏 Impressive work @GuyRitchie1968 👏🏻