Caroline Patterson

@ProFootballTalk Can’t beat a proper copy though! Strong present game this year!

I've been infected with the spirit of Christmas, or something. For December 25 only, the Big Shield ebook is free. Merry Christmas to all. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Those boots though 😢 #TheRepairShop

@Timmyharlowblue #bekindlastedlong 🤬 idiots!!

@sarahlukeadrian #bekindlastedlong 🤬 idiots!!

This man is working his f*cking balls off to save thousands of lives, yet being terrorised on social media for his looks by the same people posting #bekind when Caroline Flack took her life. #ChrisWhitty I applaud you, don’t give those small minded idiots a second thought.

@KelvinArchive #bekindlastedlong 🤬 idiots!!

@adjuto3 #bekindlastedlong 🤬 idiots!!

Finally worked out who #chriswhitty looks like! #COVID19 #CoronaLockdown

Andy Whyment has been training for this moment for his entire adult life 😂😂😂 #ImACeleb #celebritycyclone

ITV's Sanditon.....badly done Andrew Davies, badly done indeed!! What an awful ending! Not very Jane Austen!! #Sanditon @ITV #JaneAusten

Went to cinema yest for 8:45pm showing, but it was 9:17 before the film actually started. CINEMAS we pay to see films! Fine show 5/10min of ads & trailers, but this inflation to 33mins isn't on. Either cut pre-screening times, or tell us actual start times too. RT if u agree.

@Number10cat Boris became PM and the universe immediately responded with a giant thunder storm and then a searing heatwave. Waiting on the swarm of locusts and 4 shifty looking types on horseback....

Ruth Jones and I have been keeping this secret for a while... We’re excited to share it with you. See you on Christmas Day ⁦@BBCOne⁩ #GavinandStacey

@HMRCcustomers what is the difference between 1184L and 1185L tax codes?

Mother penguin climbing up the cliff wall and reaching the top. Whole of UK now #Dynasties

I almost want to be out out of badness!! Finally caved and having a smart meter installed and Scottish Power seem to think I have the memory of a gold fish!! - 6 emails - 1 phone call - 9 texts Ridiculous!!! #firstworldproblems #scottishpower #smartmeter

@safestyle 40+ minutes on hold for customer services!!! 😡😡😡😡

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@CatsProtection My snoozy Mortimer! Always willing to have cuddles! #maturemoggies