Candice Basmajian

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I’ve never asked you for a retweet, until now. texastribune.org/2018/06/18/her…

@Andy Mexican dynasties is the BEST show on @bravo right now. I seriously die laughing. Please give it another season!

No, just the check please.

Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live Me:

@TaraLongest Lmao

Do What You Love, and You Will Never Have to Work Another Day in Your Life twitter.com/briamgilbert/s…

I’m devastated... just found out my fiancé of three years was Sacha Baron Cohen

There have been more mass shootings than days this year. It is long, long overdue for Congress to take action on gun safety.

There is no compromise on racism, bigotry, xenophobia and sexism. We will fight it in all its forms, whenever and wherever it re-emerges.

They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome.

@GioBenitez @tommydidario I can't. cutest couple ever!!!! Congrats!!!

Insert ICP joke here:

Trump supporters be like

"This is the worst episode of friends ever." -@armandocanals #ThePeopleVsOJSimpson

All walks of life in this Taco Bell express right now. Feeling less terrible about myself. Thanks sleek lady with a briefcase.

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

@armandocanals @capotej @atmos @kudeki @dirtybird_sf @TaraLongest @meat @janaboruta @cieluxxx i'm going full moonrise kingdom wardrobe wise.

i planted a hammer here 6 months ago, it is blossoming into a beautiful deck. soon all the wild dads will graze here