Christopher Glynn

Went to a restaurant that served plant based tuna and it was a piece of watermelon. How is this not a mental illness?

The @baseballhall is a god damn joke.

Big series tonight, so let’s do something fun to get ready. I’m teaming up with @HOMAGE again to giveaway one of their Giants x Grateful Dead hoodies. All you have to do to win is: - Follow @HOMAGE - Follow me - RT this post That’s it! Open through the last out of tonight’s game and a winner will be chosen by a random draw (and you can pick your size, obviously). Good luck!

@SonsofJohnnieLe I would love to purchase such a sweatshirt.

Look what we found in our bin … our last Sons of JL hoodie in size XL!

@415dc hey DC! Will Bum’s in game interview be anywhere for my viewing/listening pleasure? That would be cool if it was.

@mattyrib3 @BaySean They’re just good enough to keep you interested.

@BaySean @cbglynn

The San Francisco Giants are .500 twitter.com/TurtleMac24/st…

@extrabaggs Our pets heads are falling off.

The Giants have to be cursed right now. Jorge Soler hit on the field for the first time since going on the IL and he fouled a ball off the top pipe of the cage that ricocheted and struck him in the head. He walked off the field with a trainer.

Barry Bonds.

@mattyrib3 @MichaelWarbur17 @DannyG_49 @allechristine You’re exactly right, at least a few times a week.

@MichaelWarbur17 @DannyG_49 How I imagine @cbglynn and @allechristine on summer evenings

@Adamcopes good to meet you tonight my man!

@mattyrib3 @SFGiants Those were the happy baseball times.

@SFGiants @cbglynn better times

On this day nine years ago, Travis Ishikawa became the stuff of legends…

@rodbrooksTV It got weird Rod.

Did I have a stroke or was there something weird with Brebbia and Kapler?

@mattyrib3 @Super70sSports These guys had it right.

@Super70sSports @cbglynn

"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."

I am officially married. I just got excited about new glass Tupperware.

Since his first MLB game on May 19, Patrick Bailey has gotten more called strikes on pitches that were out of the strike zone than any other big league catcher and there's nobody even close.

@mattyrib3 @KNBR Will our hearts break again this off-season? I’m betting on it.

@KNBR @cbglynn don’t do this to me Alex

Alex Cobb on Ohtani: 'He's coming to San Francisco' knbr.com/2023/07/12/ale…

@mattyrib3 @MetsAvenue @NjTank99 Scherzer, Rosen, and umpire conspiracies. They never thought about calling the game that’s happening in front of them.

@MetsAvenue @NjTank99 @cbglynn

ESPN has been talking about illegal substance and Max Scherzer for 3 innings

@mattyrib3 @Super70sSports I laugh every time I see that.

@Super70sSports The best kind @cbglynn

What kind of fucking Doritos do they have in Japan ...

“Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?” “These go to eleven.”

@mattyrib3 @LeoLuna93 My man damn near cleared the grass. This pleases me.

@LeoLuna93 @cbglynn 👀

Yeah… the Casey Schmitt hype is REAL. #SFGiants