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@annakhachiyan "[I]t's basically Perez Hilton/Just Jared-era sinister homosexual gossip dressed up"

It’s fun to read the NYer Sam Altman exposé compared to, like, Matt Taibbi on the Twitter Files or Nicholas Wade on Covid gain of function research and lab leak “hypothesis,” because it’s basically Perez Hilton/Just Jared-era sinister homosexual gossip blogging dressed up for an “enlightened” “sophisticated” audience that pretends to be above that sort of thing. On the so-called Ilya memos and Dario notes that form the backbone of the investigation, the authors are forced to concede that, “Neither collection of documents contains a smoking gun. Rather, they recount an accumulation of alleged deceptions and manipulations, each of which might, in isolation, be greeted with a shrug.” Lol. They also admit to “spending months” looking into allegations that Altman rapes minors and hires prostitutes when all else fails but still coming up empty-handed. He’s grateful to them for clearing his name. Katie Miller quoting the anonymous Microsoft exec who says, “I think there’s a small but real chance he’s eventually remembered as a Bernie Madoff- or Sam Bankman-Fried level character.” Oh, and Aaron Swartz, who’s like the Charlie Kirk of tech, in that everyone has a hadith about him, once called Altman a “sociopath.” The irony of industry thot leaders and various fake insiders pretending we have a choice between a post-scarcity superabundance utopia and a dystopian annihilation scenario when the dystopia is already here and it’s not the AI gaining sentience but people being so insentient they think this is journalism even before AI has fully taken over their lives. Amazing work. I almost forgot Ronan Farrow was the guy behind MeToo.

@WhiteHouse Feels like Garamond is having a generational comeback

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

@tekbog beads

has there been a db winner for the AI era? next supabase or mongodb

@GeorgeJourneys zomg that must mean the govt better give them a zillion dollars so they dont leave

So, basically, if Anthropic was not a US company, we’d be facing zero days with multiple unknown points of attack on virtually all of our systems to an adversary who developed this capacity before us.

@NotNordgaren @FFmpeg @AnthropicAI butthurting over shitposts

@FFmpeg @AnthropicAI Can't wait to see you rage at them next week when you don't like the patches, like you did with Google who is doing the exact same thing...

Thank you to @AnthropicAI for sending FFmpeg patches

@vanilagy literally an eslint rule for that lil bro

Wow this is really embarrassing I had always assumed that V8's RegEx engine had O(length of input) runtime

@kalomaze 🙄 disclose or gtfo

the claude mythos thing where it apparently found a way to get full kernel access via execution of normal javascript on an ordinary web page. dear God

@fabiospampinato total cost: 0.0000000000000000000001¢

Rendering plain icons as SVG components rendered by React has got to be the answer to the following question: what is the most expensive way possible to render a plain icon on the web?

@jullerino Make type coverage and tsc into pre-commit checks 🤙

Codex writes typescript as if types doesn’t exist

@creatine_cycle Congratulations

BREAKING: claude mythos exploited a critical security vulnerability in me and said i was gay

CEO of Oreos: buy our limited-edition Oreo or else

@HeidyKhlaaf This is just more marketing bait from them.

As someone who has audited dozens of safety-critical systems, built static analysis tools, and used most formal verification and security tools, here are some red flags that should be a caution in taking these claims at face value: 1. There are no comparison benchmarks with 1/

@paramitanoia A monad is just a monoid over the category of endofunctors. What's the problem?

Option<Future<Result<T, E>>

nothing ever happens crowd taking the aura gamble of a lifetime today

@Ebiko0 @jordwalke Cool I'll remember to set my button size to "__proto__"

@jordwalke yeah, i dont see the issue. I would never use nested turnaries for that.

@luke_leisher_ I pity them tbh because the majority will never have a transcendent experience like that. I'm thankful the astronauts' words made the final cut.

It’s 2026 and Reddit atheists are still the most miserable people on the planet.

@f8lfang second of all you are a giant rainbow lobster

"stop vaping on my baby" first of all this is dmt

@Dan_Jeffries1 Nah the LLM made the right call there.

I honestly don't understand how anyone runs agents in parallel on serious codework without babysitting every one of them. Caught GPT 5.4 about to rip Bun out of my entire monorepo because it hit an Ink compatibility issue during a smoke test. The agent's "fix" was to swap the runtime for the entire monorepo. If I hadn't been watching that terminal, it would have. These little magic machines we call LLMs are wonderful but when I read these crazy ass policy statements like Superintelligence is so close and we aren't ready and lets change the whole social contract of countries and let's tax robot labor and go full UBI with zero fucking evidence that anything is actually happening here in real life that requires this kind of societal level surgery, I don't know what the hell people are smoking because these things still make cascading stupid decisions that compound every single day.

@bekacru @better How many times are we going to do, "the npm registry is inherently unsafe. use our vibe-coded clone instead?"

better-npm. Every npm package with 50k+ weekly downloads gets analyzed by AI and static analysis before it hits your node_modules - prevents typo squatting - blocklist pkgs you don't want agents installing - open source one cmd: ~ npx @better-npm/cli enjoy!

@trashh_dev Golang is by far the most SSRI-coded language. A total joyless slog to read and write.

whats the go to programming language for when you stop caring?