Christopher Cortese

PSA: Think twice about entering into any agreement with @remax professionals of Newport, RI. After a back and forth, they have refused to release my deposit yet they had no problem encouraging the seller to sign a second purchase and sales. #RealEstate #newport

@JoeBiden The Speaker of the House is not in charge of Capitol security. That’s the responsibility of the Capitol Police Board, which oversees the US Capitol Police and approves requests for National Guard assistance. So Nikki and Nancy are both in the clear.

I don’t agree with Nikki Haley on everything, but we agree on this much: She is not Nancy Pelosi.

A majority of Americans are surprisingly satisfied with their economic situation. Director of the @CFPB Rohit Chopra tells us what the Biden Administration is doing.

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself. Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

@HardyRadio Pope on a rope

What's a great band name that you never used and, let's face it, at this point never will?

.@tedcruz welcome back to the US, found these while you were gone

Jake Angeli, 32, sporting horns and body paint, yells his thanks to President @realDonaldTrump and Q. The latter is presumably a reference to QAnon, a controversial far-right group. @azcentral

We’re excited to announce we’ll be expanding our Chewy corporate office presence to #Seattle. We look forward to joining this vibrant community & are currently hiring for a variety of tech and product roles here: chwy.co/3qq6Dxc #RunWithThePack #NowHiring #SeattleJobs

@RandyRRQuaid I’m hearing how stupid democrats are but they managed to coordinate a multi-state conspiracy to rig an election on the order of millions of voters and no one can find any evidence. With the exception of Rudy suggesting food trucks in Detroit are in on it.

We’ve lost confidence in the system that elects our leaders. 79 million Americans believe election was rigged, the results fraudulent. We need an in-person-only-paper ballot re-vote, especially in the States where flagrant irregularities have occurred. No accuracy, no democracy!

@eBay There is no way to contact you any longer. Phone. Email. Live Chat. You are allowing fraud to occur with no recourse. No accountability. No integrity of in the marketplace.

@smerconish is it possible for Rudy Giuliani to be implicated in obstruction charges given what his communication, knowledge and input to POTUS?

“I could get hired just for rolling my eyes” - my youngest, 9

Her: let’s go to bed. I’m tired and getting over the flu. And you’re getting sick. Me: I ain’t got time to bleed. Her: oh my god you’re ridiculous. Me: I ain’t got time to bleed Her: Jesus Christ you’re an ass. Me: I ain’t got time to bleed.

Laugh Or Die: youtu.be/kgkMrna4f54?a via @YouTube

Silly q: youtu.be/UQXo9CkGUGI?a via @YouTube

December 16, 2015: youtu.be/2JhgzgOptrk?a via @YouTube

Kiss: youtu.be/wN1RTZcEnHc?a via @YouTube

Dark Hollow: youtu.be/Mf0rk4gyUqg?a via @YouTube

Meltdown: youtu.be/m7k1VEOIk5c?a via @YouTube

"Meltdown" by Soul and Sons: youtu.be/NPA5whCzpOY?a via @YouTube