Chrissy DeSarno

Anyone else yelling at the screen, “IT’S IN THE LAMP!!!” ??? #bluesclues #extracted #ExtractedOnFox

After covering up the Epstein files and then quitting to go back to his podcast, the former Deputy Director of the FBI is back on his grind. He went from doing nothing all day and tweeting to doing nothing all day and tweeting. Truly a fighter.

Trump: At the ultra left CFPB, which was terrible -- so many people have been hurt by that -- I used to get calls from lending officers, from owners of small banks, and they were almost crying. What they did to those people, they destroyed them, put them out of business.

@NJ_MVC People who scheduled their appointments for a Saturday way in advance, showed up to appointments with no warning of the shut down, are offered a “courtesy return pass” during regular working hours M-F in the next 2 weeks??? Are you trying to be as unhelpful as possible?

At this time the MVC is unable to process driver license transactions due to network issues with Idemia. Any customer with a canceled appointment will be offered a courtesy return pass.

@yeeeerika I will never not think of Spaceballs when I come across that word

when i use the word unbeknownst in a email

@RMcElhenney @KaitlinOlson Happy birdthday!

I HIGHLY suggest finding the funniest person on the planet and then marrying her ❤️ Happy Birdday @KaitlinOlson !!!

wait they were using WHAT to pilot the submarine?

@peachlybeloved Any time a photo by Mikko Lagerstedt comes across my feed it stops me in my tracks.

y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:

@daveweigel The recent adaptation of Firestarter was just awful.

What's the worst film adaptation of a novel, relative to how good the novel was? Nobody remembers the "The Goldfinch" so I'm going to start with that.

@elonmusk why was Aaron Rupar suspended?

@njpd2015 @wildstein So you don’t prioritize the lives or health of women, but what do you suppose happens to your tax bill when the schools are suddenly hit with a wave of unplanned-for children.

BREAKING: New Jersey is preparing to present a constitutional amendment to voters in November 2023 that would make abortion a basic human right. newjerseyglobe.com/legislature/ne…

Billionaire👏🏽Philanthropy👏🏽Is👏🏽PR. Yes $100M is a lot of money, but: 1) Bezos spent $5.5B to go to space for 4 min 2) Had Bezos & Amazon simply paid their taxes—that would've been ~$25B over the last 3 years alone Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires

Joke’s on you- that young man is Bryce Costco, heir to the Costco fortune. He moonlights as a ref for his love of the sport.

Cool thread. Language is interesting

@WUTangKids ADHD when a deadline is approaching

@hwinkler4real I just read the first Here’s Hank book to my 6 and 9 year olds and we loved it! I’m a speech therapist too and I can’t wait to share it with my students. I’ve already ordered the next book and I’m anxiously awaiting its arrival. Thanks for putting out great content

A drone footage looking down into a volcanic eruption 🌋

Som abortion thoughts: I teach sex ed and when I explain the menstrual cycle, I emphasize that if you are expecting your period, it’s one day late, and you take a pregnancy test, if it comes back positive, you are considered 4 weeks + 1 day into your pregnancy.

@Malinowski Women are regularly harassed on their way into very private doctor’s appointments BECAUSE of people like Brett Kavanaugh. He holds one of the most powerful positions in this country. If he can’t handle it, he’s welcome to resign.

While it’s ridiculous to compare this to January 6 (as some are), it’s still wrong to be protesting at people’s private homes, whether judges or school board members — especially the day after someone threatened to kill this particular judge.

Parenting hack: trick your 8 year old into watching Little House on the Prairie by telling him at the end of each episode they reveal which character is actually a robot.