Chad D. Rockefeller

Buddy at dinner just said “I have a really good burner and I’m proud of myself for it” #embarrassing #job

@ShepStrawb Rome Emperors* I thought you would have better knowledge of minor league team names

Cheers to a great #ncac tournament in Chillicothe as well as a great #saa tourney where the Rome Braves play. My pics: Wooster (wait nvm they didn’t make it) Birmingham Southern (long live Jan Weisberg) #cincodemayo

Can’t believe you would disrespect the legend Brick Conway by getting his number wrong. So disappointing Shep

Just told my buddy these (hot) girls we know ran a marathon His reply was “I would pay so much money to sniff their underwear afterwards” #theta

@thebighurtcurt “Throw a midweek bullpen with a D1 commit” shut the fuck up pussy. I hate this kid and his high school

Ankle socks, arm sleeves, two sliding mitts, and two different color cleats. What the fuck is wrong with this generation

Inspired by BTB, here’s my SAA catcher tier ranking. Would love to explain or argue anything

Alright, now it’s getting way out of control. Having a D3 baseball burner is way too much of a trend right now. Need more niche tweets instead of dedicated accounts. Right? @ShepStrawb

@Jtravluver13 Tell Cooper Angily I said he’s a pussy

What in the hell is this bullpen I’ve been exiled to? Is this my why D3?

I mean how many “Top 5…” lists of the NCAC am I going to see. So unoriginal. Am I right? @ShepStrawb

@ClarkKnuckles Knuckles, “Elite baseball” is the last phrase I would use to describe the NCAC and I’ll gladly wear the target. See you in East Lake. Worst, Chad D.

Love the D3 burner verse but hate that it’s all NCAC. Can we get content from a real conference?

@Maximus7375351 @ShepStrawb Unfortunately I missed the playoff due to my scramble partner not having a pulse and my putter being nonexistent

@cdrockefeller73 @ShepStrawb @cdrockefeller73 Assuming he missed that putt to lose to you? #playoff

Hey @Maximus7375351 wanted to let you know that @ShepStrawb missed a dead straight 10 footer for birdie to win our 25th annual golf scramble today. Absolutely crumbled under pressure #mentalmidget #playoff

Nice chirp from a team that would get absolutely fucking embarrassed if they played Auburn. Have fun loading up the bus after the first round shitters

Shorts with a long sleeve shirt is a top 2 clothing combo and it’s not 2. #ballknower

Whoever decided to add the hand pocket to the front of hoodies was a genius #foggedup

So much eyewash. Douche activity underneath a douche leader. Fanning is so unlikeable

Why the hell are we wearing orange AT TENNESSEE? This looks terrible @AuburnTigers

@HardBarn Expect Saxon Roberts to make some appearances as well. I know he’s a fan favorite, but he’s got a live arm too. Heard he got some good mechanical insight over the winter season and is prepped to challenge big time hitters.

Roster continued: R5 - Mason Koch R6 - Ethan Harden R7 - Jett Johnston R8 - Connor Gatwood R9 - Ethan Bingaman/LJ Cormier/Mason McCraine Super excited about the pitchers this year. Hurts losing Dutton, Tilly, Fisher, etc. but I like our depth a lot more this year.

2026 AUBURN BASEBALL PREVIEW (thread) Key Losses Graduation/Draft: Ike, Parker Carlson, John Armstrong, Coop, Fabian, Dylan Watts, Carson Myers, Tilly, Eric Snow, C. Fisher, & Sam D. As you can see…TONS of production. 4 starters, 3 rotation pitchers, & 4 of our best bullpen arms

I would do crazy things to be violently hungover on a shitty course playing awful golf sipping a blue powerade rn #fuck