Paul “Sludge Factory” Smythe

I would do crazy things to be violently hungover on a shitty course playing awful golf sipping a blue powerade rn #fuck

@EdTheStump Lettuce and sour cream bowl

@PaulieSludge I like it overall but I just see P ordering lettuce ngl

What would Peter Griffin get from Chipotle

Maybe I can find my #wife at the Time Out off 155

@FurrStayFlowin This brought back memories I didn’t know I had

@PaulieSludge I was just talking about them the other day.

That’s what I’m talking about

@pintmonster69 So I drink a margarita

Hey Wendy’s employee. You assume that I can’t have the new spicy chicken sandwich. So you don’t make me the new spicy chicken sandwich. So I don’t eat the new spicy chicken sandwich. Your assumption becomes reality.

@EmperorBarry69 Praying for your bowels

Something something that body something something

@DicksonstreetD Mfs intials are THE

At what point did we start wearing this gay ass monogram fanny pack shit? #shrink

@EdwardJRburns She is drunk Brian

@EmperorBarry69 P.U!

My balls smell like egg yolk

@terbbub Never let them forget your stench

Fart in her direction and hope she wants me

@raydavisIIII Nothin but straight fucking GAS

That’s baseball, fella!

Lemme drive da boat

@EmperorBarry69 Hidin in the tall grass

Grand panic risings @PaulieSludge

Rebellious Rising @EmperorBarry69

Black Beatles in the cityy

Wolves and Wild move onto second round of playoffs???? It’s a parade inside my city✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪

@vickvinegarxx 🗣️🗣️

@DerekNotJeter Started doing it recently and it is such a power move

Saw someone else do it first but Koozie at the bar is an unbelievable play. #expand