⚡️Christopher⚡️

Cloudy ☁️…with a chance of meatballs

@XFreeze Glad I’ve been nice to him. These AI robots will have feelings and everlasting memories soon 🔜

Grok is officially taking over the 𝕏 algorithm next week 𝕏's Head of Product (Nikita Bier) just announced they’re are unleashing the "full power of Grok," calling it the most important change they've ever made to the platform This could be the biggest leap in social media AI we've seen yet - shifting from standard engagement farming to a truly AI-curated, multimodal timeline Prepare for a completely different feed… Powered by Grok...

@Green_k100 Good boy

What is it called when u cant take it anymore but u still go on ?

“California Retention Pond”

@coolguy613 @HillbillyDNA I went through a couple series 🫣

@CDubbs @HillbillyDNA I did.

About once a month my hands break out like this from burn pit exposure in Iraq Burn pits are GWOT veterans agent orange

Can we give The Burger some love? Such a beautiful outpouring of herself in this thread, so human and raw… so universal 🫶✨

@TheMindBurger 🫂

The Burger will be back by Suppers end.

@TLCplMax Right, we called ours Pops and teased him relentlessly

When I was in Marine Corps bootcamp we had a guy that was 27 years old and we all thought he was Father Time incarnate.

Burger, Do not be afraid. Either way, your Soul will be fine. If you stay with us you will have a lifetime to make small decisions and big decisions that will wash away your regrets. And if you leave us, there is Life after Life, and you will experience the most profound realizations and you will have answers to all your concerns while being surrounded by pure unending Love and there will be no pain. All of this is scientifically documented in the book Lige after Life by Raymond Moody. Do not Fear. You have done amazing.

i’m sorry this isn’t burger related you guys guys i’m really scared right now, i’m hours away from a surgery that’s going to affect my life wether it goes well or not, potentially ending in a coma or just not coming back at all i’m sorry to just put this out there but

@EliAfriatISR They did the same thing at the Port Au Prince airport when we were going to invade for Operation Uphold Democracy — place sharpened sticks smeared with human feces all along the drop zone to impair U.S. paratroopers as we descended, and then infect us with sepsis from the wounds

🚨🇮🇷BREAKING: Iran is preparing for a US ground operation on Kharj Island, deploying booby traps and moving military units and air defense systems there. US allies warn of "significant losses". -(CNN)

@baron_battle @MSgtUSAF93 @HillbillyDNA Same

@MSgtUSAF93 @HillbillyDNA So sorry buddy

@HillbillyDNA No they probably wouldn't. I get that so fucking bad. My fifth one took me out for awhile. But holy shit I scratch sometimes til it bleeds. Drives me insane

@MSgtUSAF93 @HillbillyDNA I think that anthrax vaccine causes so many issues — especially the mid/late 90’s version

@HillbillyDNA Omg I get this I thought from my adverse reaction to the anthrax vaccines. Does it itch?

@Steampartyla @musclecoconut @heymistr_ @humpparties Oh I’m there

San Diego, it’s been a year. April 17 · The Brass Rail · 10PM Same energy. Same dance floor. Just hotter. @musclecoconut · King Stephon · Migu · Ezra Sponsored by @heymistr_ Produced by @humpparties Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/steam-towel-…

@nikitabier @benjitaylor I submitted a P0 issue/request to him Nikita, please prioritize my request and remove any onboarding tasks if needed

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome @benjitaylor to 𝕏, our new design lead. I met Benji six years ago when I invested in his app: it was one of the most well-designed products I'd encountered. I knew right away he was on track to become one of the best designers in the world. After 6 months of convincing, we're finally teaming up and building the greatest design team in the industry.

@coochiecrying @idgafmffrfr Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Deep Impact Free Willy

dick to your butt name a movie

@benjitaylor @elonmusk @nikitabier Nice, congrats @benjitaylor Now that pleasantries have been exchanged… I have a P0 Issue I need resolved — please fix my account so my followers and I can interact and see each others tweets in the timeline. Like… rank as Always See or See All or something simple Thx, C

I’m honoured to be joining 𝕏 to lead design. I believe this is the most important platform in the world, and I can’t think of a more exciting place to help shape the future. I’m looking forward to working closely with @elonmusk, @nikitabier, and the rest of the team. I’m grateful for the opportunity, humbled to be part of it, and can't wait to get started!

@CandyBbyXXX Thank you for you cooperation! Love having our organizations working together for unity! 🤜🤛

Tops, Please know if you’re excited to top me, I will give you the ass faster and with more enthusiasm. —Bttm Mgmnt

@Forgetthetime1 It’s a sign 🪧

@CDubbs I'm usually brooding, does that make me a top? 🤔

Tops, Thursday’s meeting is cancelled. I’m sharing the lesson plan. We will review this next week and there will be a quiz. — Mgmnt

@InsaneReality You have to sweep for landmines before mowing your lawn nowadays… people have lost the ancient secrets

Man’s lawn mower suddenly explodes out of nowhere