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My pronouns are: He/Halloween Costume/His #halloween2024 #HappyHalloween

— @SouthwestAir made us sit on the tarmac for 1.5 hours because they overbooked a person and also let another person on with a false boarding pass who wasn’t supposed to be on this flight. Cool. Cool cool cool.

Thank you for existing @AbbottElemABC You’re my feel good show.

@GAFollowers Please don’t.

Atlanta is planning to bid on becoming the official host of the Sundance Film Festival starting in 2027.

Pls don’t try to get to know me i am better as a concept

—i love my dawgs all day, but Johnny Long needs to take a few weeks off and get his attitude together. Twice in one week?

—these ladies are PLAYING. WITH. ZEST. #UCONNvsIOWA #IowavsUConn

—the refs are letting these ladies BRAWL. #NCAAWBB #UCONNvsIOWA #IowavsUConn #FinalFour

@elleryrjones Sell the notes to science duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Gold in their hands lordi

me: oooohhh i'm so unhinged. i'm unhingedmaxing. random person writing into dear abby:

NYT connections editor: i have a fun little idea 🙂 everyone on the internet: i am going to send you anthrax in the mail

— Wina Liu made enemies today. #Connections @nytimes @wynaliu

imagine building generational wealth and you come back home and its all gone

—FARGO. SEASON 3. EPISODE FOUR. HOLY FCUK. MASTERFUL. MASTERFUL.

Need to unseat Commissioner Echols ole bitch ass! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZPR3yU7qa/ @GAFollowers

@bigdybbukenergy Mine is 10-14 days long. My friend’s period is considered long if it lasts 3 days. -_-

“GO,GO!! YOU COULD’VE GONE”

—some of y’all running round here with a mustache you ain’t got no business wearing.

And things narrated by Morgan Freeman.

—fcuk. I forgot how much i love nature documentaries.

@koralinadean I can’t unsee it

he is sooo penny-wise coded im so sorry