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Chapati unaweza kula ata na chapati ingine.

Why do millennials age like they found a glitch in the system? They’ll say they’re pushing 40 and still look like they just graduated yesterday. What's the secret?

Is that supposed to be a canon?

Maturity is realizing that a PS5 is all you need on a Sunday as a man.

@NASA Maybe I don’t remember my primary school and high school science so well, but isn’t the earth not a perfect sphere? A little flat at the too and bottom yet wider around the equator?

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

🍀 91 appearances ⚽ 13 goals Everyone at #CelticFC sends our very best wishes to Victor Wanyama following his retirement!

We had @VictorWanyama and he was nice we enjoyed it. Wishing you all the very best in your retirement, Victor. Thanks for the memories 🤍

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

Did you know the creator of the @adidasfootball predator was a former Liverpool player? 😱⚽️

Lewandowski is a better striker than Isak any time any day

No vaccines, no bathing, no spraying, no training, no feeding. Just pushing life and attending weddings and funerals.

Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.

I appreciate this gif very much because when visualising this moon attempt I don't always remember it's a moving target

I'm starting to believe in the theory that to be success in your work you need the right mental disorder IT - Autism Finance - OCD Art - Depression Designer - ADHD Fashion - Narcissism Management - Anxiety Politics - At least 3 the above Unemployed - All of this above

You know how long you have to go without electricity to do this?

@dklaston There should be an associated cost to viewing and testing to ward off tyre kickers.

@ced8thman Haha I saw shege that day… guy refused to pick any of my calls bana… hata warembo hawana maringo kama hiyo

One time when I was selling the E90, it was around maandamano period. Jamaa came and saw the car, did various road tests na akasema tupatane pale I & M valley arcade. I went there bana and waited for 2 hours... guy did not pick any of my calls..up to date !!! 🥲😂

"Bro just receive the ball and get past the entire defense, what's wrong with you"

@dklaston Guy came from Kisii. He wanted to test drive all the way to Mua, 🚩;we test the car up & down the bypass. Take it to his guy to inspect, he is given OK to buy. Says he has to call his wife to OK the deal, so I head back to work juu bibi hashiki. I call him an 1hr later no answer.

Most folks think selling a car is easy… it’s NOT! I just spent almost 3 hours from 9am to 12pm with a client… all mechanicals checked, minor defects common with wear and tear… alafu mtu anakupea 1.2M na wewe unauza gari 2M 😂… Karibu nimwambie anunue tu Peugeot 208 . Anyway, I’ve learnt to be patient. No rush. The right buyer is one low-balling client away. Big up to those clients who reimburse for the inconveniences 👍😎

Me thinking of different reasons why this person is calling before answering the call