Corey Edwards

Rest in peace, my brother. humphreyscountyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/dan…

@LarryBundyJr Very Sword of Damocles-esque. I dig it. Would need to be carefully tuned though.

Just a thought. What would you feel about a design mechanic in a game where a sword you use was connected to your health bar? The more you attack, the lower your health becomes, but the tradeoff is the attacks become more powerful? You'd regain all health as soon as you stop.

@ALadyNamedKatie You poor thing.

Imagine you go to therapy one day and I’m the therapist

@harbizard 🤣 poor someone

fun fact: you’re someone’s crush

@Alph4betSoup I don't make "your mom" jokes. She IS a joke.

Aight, serious matter. This is critical for science. What is your go to' your mum' joke ?

@GregoryMcFadden TECHNICALLY was one of the old grey box Macs from my middle school computer lab. Back when it was Mac OS 8 and 9. MY first Mac? PowerMac G4. My first NEW Mac? 15" MacBook Pro with Intel Core 2 Duo - for college.

Apple’s 50th birthday today, I’m curious what was the first Apple product you ever used? I’ll go first

@Kelley2028 @Ally @VaroBank is pretty nice

Really frustrating and disappointing customer service today. Technical glitches locking me out of my accounts and holding my money hostage. Been banking with @Ally for over 15 years and this is making me seriously consider moving all my money out of them completely.

@ProtonVPN Wrong

An app with 0 haters, I'll start:

@traveldoc26 @Truth_matters20 You are an absolute moron. You are delusional and you need professional help.

@cedwardsmedia @Truth_matters20 Corey, Heaven will be magnificent beyond your greatest hopes. Hell will be horrifically abysmal Whatever happened to you, in love and with respect - I am praying will be healed in your heart. I want you in Heaven for eternity Lord, please bless and heal Corey

The ONLY one who can save you from your sins is Jesus Christ. Place your faith in Him! 🙏

@SarahisCensored So is hallucinating a best friend who can grant you wishes and watches your every move. Also, probably not the healthiest to worship someone imaginary or support anyone who insists an entire nation follow the cult that believes.

Transgenderism is a mental disorder.

@AunySillyMe How far does the sacrifice reach?

Would you sacrifice your privacy for complete financial freedom?

@iamAtheistGirl Likewise the other way around. Absolutely agree.

if a man can’t give you everything you need leave men are unnecessary and life is too short to settle

@_wej01 Because men tend to abuse out of a) fear or b) desire to dominate and control. Women are deeper than that. They tend to stay for a variety of reasons.

Honest question: Why do people ask women why they stayed, but never ask men why they abused? 🫠

@AmericanMama How did they divide America? We've been divided from Day One. Ya know, Civil War, Two Party politics, that kind of happy horse shit.

Dividers of America!!

@iamufohunter Greed. GIVE ME THAT! IT'S MINE! I DESERVE IT AND YOU DON'T! Humans mostly think that way about everything from someone they find attractive to something they want.

Need a honest opinion, What's stopping humans to just live in peace together ?

@muscleforlife Or, crazy thought, you might be diabetic and Ozempic (and it's analogues) control your glucose better than anything else except actual insulin.

"Ozempic is too expensive." Cool. Eat 1,500 calories a day. "That's not the same thing." It's literally the same thing. That's what the drug makes you do. "But it's hard without the drug." Now you understand what you're actually paying for.

@GamewithDave So long as they maintain their responsibilities, I 100% agree with you. I refuse to "grow up" but I can be a mature adult when I need to be. Otherwise, I'm just a big kid at heart 😂

Adults are allowed to have fun. Play games. Read books. Watch anime. Build collections. If that bothers you… grow up.

@IRaiderette Nobody's trying to FORCE you to accept anything other than a human as a human. Are you homosexual? If not, shut up. You have no business commenting on matters that do not concern you.

@SEGA Don't put TOO much effort into your April Fool's joke. Pretty sure you actually put more effort into the Dreamcast than this 😂

We’re excited to announce that we’re making our SEGA logo 3% more blue. We hope you enjoy this upgrade. Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the new look.

Just ONCE, I wish I could do something on @comcast's stupid website without this crap.

New specs 🤓