carissa explains nothing

relax your eyes?

@MiamiPDScanner scanner? i hardly know her

@ceeszlo Definitely not this week!

when is miami silence week

@seanf1orez everything i do is for science

@ceeszlo legit thought this said “science week”

@bettercall_em i’m mandating a vow of silence starting wednesday

@ceeszlo LET ME KNOW FR

@NemoNevermore_ yea that’s like their whole thing

just tried raising canes for the first time…is the sauce supposed to be the only thing with flavor…? 😭

“this is going to ruin the tour” “what tour?” “the pga tour”

Out drove Tiger Woods today .

@camiii_26 @urfavSpecialK srsly @djbarbiedd they wanna be you so bad

@urfavSpecialK Girl this Barbie’s tweet lmfaoo

Shave your big toe girl we’re going to Miami

@violettweets_ mo popo

this color palette reminds you of what?

@Ravenismeee you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here

How do u politely tell your visitor that it’s time to go home?

labubu shaped truffle infused glp 1 dubai chocolate gummy

Honestly I think this whole TMZ/ Chappell Roan story is just to distract us from Donna Kelce’s home renovations.

@hank_buckley go badgers

I KNOW THIS SHIT DOES NOT SAY FIJI MADISON WISCONSIN

where is dj levi playing mmw

@grilledchzy could you repeat the question

@ceeszlo You’ve literally explained nothing

Riddle me this how is Marco carola older than apple but using a MacBook in the early 2000s

no country for old gregg

@caldotheapache @jeenbiii we need a wynwood renaissance

somebody needs to document the downfall of wynwood

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

where my tonka jahari fans at