ceiling bird

@red00t3d52092 I will never add the sound myself. There is enough supply to not need to fake the sound.

@AnotherHomoCon -chirp-

The looks I get when I try to explain smoke detector batteries to Black people.

@TheAmericanSaf -chirp- 0:50

Just your typical interaction at the mechanic with the blacks, in the most ghetto part of town

Don’t do business with them. It’s not worth it. Chirp 0:51

this smoke detector so annoying!!!!

You may be thinking ‘hey, that’s a White person with a smoke detector chirping.’ You are mistaken. Listen to that voice. That’s a jew.

That time I made a horror film about an evil smoke detector #9voltshortfilm 😂

@RealDixonUranus Tbf saying that would make most of my coworkers shit a brick

"Congratulations to George Floyd on 6 years of sobriety!"

@YoongiNamjoon2 @hayasaka_aryan tbf Obama kept us out of a war with Iran. Still a nigger though.

@ceilingbirdbeep @hayasaka_aryan And what did trump do? Except for putting Israel first

America was built by and for the high-trust race. ftfy

Typically lesbian relationship 🤜🤛. Chirp 0:06

@Make_EuropaSnow People aren’t eggs.

This is disgusting and bullshit lies!!! WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!! Get your White children out of school!!!! This is why so many White children are weak against the non-white invaders because of the constant brainwashing the "teachers" are doing to our White children! Schools are seriously anti-White.

@WallStreetApes -chirp- 1:03

Americans are noticing if they put fruits like strawberries out, animals, birds and insects no longer touch them The strawberries have been put all night and in the sun. They haven’t wilted, darkened or changed color at all Modern strawberries go through heavy pesticide and fungicide use. Growers apply dozens of different chemicals, often 60+ times per season in some regions because strawberries are delicate, low-growing, and highly susceptible to mold, insects, and disease The reason for this is conventional strawberries are consistently ranked # 1 or # 2 on the Environmental Working Group’s “Dirty Dozen” list for pesticide residues. Common chemicals include fungicides like captan, pyrimethanil, insecticides, and fumigants used in soil These residues make the fruit less appealing or repellent to insects and birds Think about that. The birds and insects won’t eat because they know they’re poisoned but we as humans are expected to eat them in America

Chirp 1:03. She’s throwing away the food that your tax dollars paid for.

@allybrawls -chirp-

His dad was living a profligate lifestyle with his mom, him and his brother got fed up and had to confront their dad about it. He ended up putting his hands on his daddy after a clash of heads happened between them. HIGHLIGHT OF THE SHOW Dad: bitttch! Son: short arse niqqa!! Was his right to put hands on his papa?

@BigPopz72 -chirp-

His son was caught flexing on his Facebook with some guns, apparently showing the world how gangsta he was.. Dad found out and put him on live to show how tough the youngster "might" be.. 😎 Some say this is abuse, others see it differently.. Good parenting or not?

@_BasedCow_ @recklesskeishas I want to live far from niggers.

I want to live on a farm.

@LASHYBILLS Chirp 0:31

This is exactly why you never live in a woman house…literally got dude begging to come inside to sleep

Chirp 0:31.