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As a hypocrite, I enjoy both complaining about capitalism and shopping.

@rossovg @pnc you will have to answer for this someday

seemed apropos m.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Vlru…

we love the bad website

is there a band called the haters and losers yet

@superSGHP i hate it!!

unfortunately, going to bed early feels great the next morning. hot facts coming to you live from the same people who brought you “regular exercise does actually help with managing anxiety.” 🙃🙃🙃

@onionweigher this was quite a saga usatoday.com/story/news/wor…

I uh, uhhhh

I'm thinking about the worst playmobil sets to ever exist, and "Prussian police officer harassing a homeless man" is definitely up there 1/? 🧵

the @nychealthy pcr express testing sites are the best, best thing. free, minimal wait, kind staff, and results within a few hours. now they automatically test for covid, flu, AND rsv! nyc.gov/site/doh/covid…

Pennsylvania Senator-Elect John Fetterman has arrived at the Capitol for new member orientation wearing a suit and tie.

@pnc •cheaper than renting 2 •good for hauling cargo or kids, or just being cringe in the kent ave bike lane •extremely rare vinyl pressing

we invented an electric tandem citibike but @pnc says that’s also the title of the worst album from 1972 so i guess it’s a no-go

i wasn't gonna do a twitter nostalgia tweet but i realized i won't ever be able to think about january 6 without thinking about this tweet of @pnc's

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

gotta get gene hackman in here pronto

when you see a really cute picture of an animal online do you pet it with your cursor

@pnc optimized for holding your dry cleaning

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ugh, it ate the alt text for the first image. here we go again. alt: Text conversation screenshot. My mom says, “That dude’s picture on the account looks like a friend of mine from high school looks now.”

i sent her a tweet from @oldpplonline #shitmymomsays