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Anyway look at this incredible shit
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Two sides competing for who best can defile human dignity and decrease the value of a human life
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Kris Luckenbach
Kris Luckenbach@KrisLuckPhoto·
I found out none of my photos won wildlife photo of the year, but it was fun to participate! The 3rd photo of the Brown Bear Cubs riding their moms back did receive an honorable mention in the “water as an element” category of the Pangolin photo challenge though 😃
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Storyteller Lemmy@LemmySmackett·
"Jesus, Paul, look at this receipt—ten dollars for a single potato. This new Value-Mart AI surge pricing is killing me, man. Killing me." “That’s nothing, Bill. Wait ’til the next update: the store will be able to see exactly how much money you have in your bank.” “You’re kidding.” “And your 401k.” “@#$% me sideways.” “That’s why I use URCHN to do my groceries.” “Really? What’s URCHN?” “URCHN is the latest in affordable concierge shopping.” “Oh, you mean like Uber or Instacart. What makes them different?” “Orphans.” “𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑠?” “That’s right, Bill. And not just any orphans. Dirty, starving orphans who live under overpasses.” “Uuuh.” “As you know, the cameras in the grocery aisle scan your face and adjust the price based on race, socioeconomic status, and dietary restrictions. But you know who always gets the best prices, no matter what?” “…orphans?” “Yep.” “I don’t know, Paul, that seems a little-” “Of course, the AI still discriminates based on race, which is why they send a multi-racial team of no less than four dirty orphans to buy your groceries.” "Um." “The Latino child buys your rice, and the Asian child buys your tortillas.” “Yeah, no, I get it.” “And the black child-” “Sorry, uh, these are children, right? Small children?” “Of course. Teens would raise the price.” “How do they, uh, reach the items on the top shelves?” “They stand on each other’s emaciated little shoulders.” "Jesus." "Yeah, the Hispanic orphan tends to be on the bottom." "What?" "Sturdy stock." “…and how much do you save?” “My last potato was 34 cents.” “#$&@ it, I’m in.” --- [r][title: AI Surge Pricing]
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS

Walmart is rolling out digital price tags at all of its stores. At the same time, the corporate giant just secured a patent for "dynamically and automatically updating item prices.” Plus another patent for using machine learning to predict demand and recommend prices.

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the open-source revolution
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HerodotusWave@HerodotusWave·
This sculpture is a piece titled Nautilus by the Belgian neo-conceptual artist Wim Delvoye.
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Vivian
Vivian@suchnerve·
Autism kibble would probably sell so well… like a mild flavored satisfyingly crunchy perfect blend of fats/carbs/proteins/fibers/vitamins/minerals……………. no need to plan or cook meals because you can simply go NIBBLE some KIBBLE!
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Anyway screw them. I’ll stay sane out of spite
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Tuki
Tuki@TukiFromKL·
🚨Do you understand what Nvidia and Palantir just did? Nvidia makes the chips that every AI on earth runs on. Every single one. OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, Meta.. all of them rent their intelligence from Jensen Huang. Palantir built the software that helped the CIA find targets, the NSA track citizens, and the US military run operations. Their entire business is turning data into decisions that governments act on without asking you. These two just announced they're building an "AI operating system" together. Read that again. An operating system. > The layer that sits underneath everything else and controls what runs on top of it. Microsoft did this with Windows and owned computing for 30 years. Google did this with Android and owns your phone. Now the chip company and the spy company want to own the AI layer. Jensen spent the last two years selling shovels to both sides. "$3-4 trillion in AI infrastructure by end of decade" - his words. Now he's done selling shovels. He wants to own the gold mine. And he picked the one partner whose entire reputation is built on seeing things people don't want seen. The last time a hardware company and a defense contractor built an operating system together, it was called the internet. And that was a military project too. Nobody in your replies is asking the right question. It's not "what does an AI OS do." It's who does it answer to.
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JUST IN: Nvidia and Palantir have partnered to create new "AI operating system"

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Ghida Fakhry
Ghida Fakhry@ghida_fakhry·
Bombing the center of a capital should be unthinkable. Apparently it depends on the city — and who’s dropping the bombs. In London, Paris or Washington this would be a global crisis. Here it barely registers.
Philip Proudfoot@PhilipProudfoot

Israel has just bombed central Beirut. This is minutes away from the UN, The British Embassy, The European Delegation, and the Lebanese Parliament: it is the heart of the capital. This is the equivalent of bombing Whitehall. The terrorist state of Israel must be disarmed.

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Any X employee wanna “accidentally” ban or delete the whyte house account or something
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Jean M.🇮🇪@JeanM963·
If we don't educate children in history, culture, languages, religion, traditions, ethics and critical thinking preferring instead to limit them to STEM subjects, then we are raising a generation of easy to manipulate morons. This is becoming ever more obvious today.
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has anyone solved this yet
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Amerikan propaganda is pathetic
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Absolute cinema lec finals
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Sarah Longwell
Sarah Longwell@SarahLongwell25·
Today is a good reminder of how Elon Musk absolutely destroyed Twitter’s utility as an information tool.
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