Thembo Chode

This place sucks and every time I log back in it's gotten worse. Follow me anywhere else, @cellobuster just like it says in the bio

Cool mail

@QuickMantis Also not a doctor but maybe the teeth removal is because of risk of infection to the new valve? I know one of the effects of long term dental disease can be heart problems

@QuickMantis I'm sorry to hear about all the health scares your family is experiencing. Thinking good thoughts for you and for them

I think it's funny that the thing that scared Spider-Man away from the symbiote was the eventuality of permanent bonding, but that's just not a thing that has ever happened. None of its bondings have been permanent

I don't WANT to get in the shower I WANT to do a special beam cannon on my neighbor that got my car towed

British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak

@IgnatzHaderach Sigh youtu.be/rMhL5OuFKUM

Please help me decipher this, freaks

We should hook this thing up to a supercomputer miles below the surface of the earth and hang it up on meathooks and send searing hot sharp pain to every nerve ending in its body and make it handle simple computational tasks that are essential to the functioning of our society

There's gotta be like 2 of this exact show every season now and this might be the worst of the titles

"Alright, pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?" "I nicked it. When you let your guard down for that split second... and I'd do it again."

Thrift

Achievement unlocked: bought pants off Ebay and they fit

Don't tell the corpos dosagetango.bandcamp.com/track/the-slur…

Did I not follow up on this here? Sammy won lol tumblr.com/cellobuster/77…

Taking accountability

"Doin' the monster mash with ya on this beautiful Valentine's Day!" "Marty, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs."

I think about this post so much