Audrey Stevens

“Mmm’bop Slaps!” #shitmybosssays

@chummslut Just attach another food truck to the back.

We're gonna need a bigger boat. Something has changed for our little business, and we are outgrowing ourselves FAST

Rentable Hot Tubs. Write that down.

Oh to be a furious, little cinnamon bun.

@sad_rad_plaid I just did this exact same thing today

Not me growing out my nails for two months for an event, just for one of them to break 6 days prior

pegging? you mean reverse cowboy?

It’s a chai and croissant kinda dinner

girls go on twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

BARBIE (2023)

Fuck.

@chummslut They are just shy

I love when people message my business asking a question and then send a question mark every 2 minutes until I reply immediately with an answer then they never open it or reply. I love it

@sad_rad_plaid Kids are so cool

A kid Emma plays with on Xbox is teaching her to beat box. And she’s actually getting really good at it. So that’s a cool thing.

I just got my ass whooped in bowling by a 5 year old.

We will be doing our first steam on @Whatnot tonight at 6PM CT! Come check it out! Watch @gameongames’s “First show! Comics! New releases. Spawn” livestream on Whatnot: whatnot.com/live/9f4815c3-…

French Onion soup solves all problems.

Arceus let’s me live out my dream of avoiding all conflict. I just want to collect the rocks and catch the flowers.

Mood.

The shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time.