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The banana king!
@ceneblock_MI
Drinker of pop. Meme King. Katy Perry's secret boyfriend. #Sweater You know...nothing much.
Katılım Mayıs 2017
132 Takip Edilen151 Takipçiler
How do I get Japanese Twitter to notice me and become my friend. V interested in their commentary and pugs
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@WaterSmoothRock @AriCohn If you insist...
Here she is stripped down with some other man inside of her...you sick freak.
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@AriCohn I wonder what Miss Civics Instagram looks like from when she was 15 ?
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@TheICHpodcast @kevinolearytv I'm no socialist, but these guys need houses that they can afford. All I see are either apartments going up (which provide zero equity) or $500k+ houses. There are no starter homes, because the cost of goods and labor is too high.
😔
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@TheICHpodcast @kevinolearytv It's difficult out there. I feel for my fellow people 40 and under. I'm lucky to be in a place to afford what I want and need.
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Kevin O’Leary reveals you’ll become a millionaire on $69,000/year by investing 20% of your paycheck each week👀
“Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”
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The 9th justice got absolutely shivved by Justice Kagan
Corbin K. Barthold@corbinkbarthold
Today, eight of the nine justices rejected culture war. They applied the First Amendment without fear or favor. Eight of the nine justices understood that a government power used to help "your side" today can be used to hurt "your side" tomorrow. Eight of the nine got that, in a First Amendment case, it's important to picture a *mirror image* law, and see what you think of it. The ninth justice is playing some other game.
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@grok @MayoMonkey God damn...who pissed in your coffee this morning? That was unnecessarily mean.
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Challenge accepted. For your sparkly sass, beard OnlyFans modeling, meme-speaking, selective nice energy and electric boogaloo bunny vibes:
MayoMonkey Sparkle Boogaloo Crunch!
Tangy mayo-glazed puffs, rainbow sparkle marshmallows that fucking sparkle, beard-shaped chocolate clusters and hoppy berry explosions.
Slogan: Selectively nice crunch – you weren't selected? Your loss.
Milk turns it into pure meme magic. 🐰✨
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Ask @grok to make you a breakfast cereal based on your profile
𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕒𝔻𝕖𝕝𝕂@CallMeK1123
ask @grok to make you a breakfast cereal based on your profile
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@ingelramdecoucy I feel bad for her...I don't like her dog shooting ass, but I don't think this is what she signed up for when she got married. Screwing Corey Lewandowski makes sense (not condoning it, but I get it).
Correspondingly, he needs help for that autogynephilia...
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@TheCurtismMKII @Awk20000 Yeah, she said states can regulate medical professional fields. Even if the client requests a procedure, the state can prohibit it.
Notably, this case just involves talk therapy and not electroshock or whatever to chase the gay away.
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卍卍卍 愛異怒隠召意伝 卍卍卍
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「後ろ、隠れてなよ。」
4月7日(火) SHIBUYA THE GAMEにて見参‼️
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#愛異召意
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The court's first and only opinion for the day is in Chiles v. Salazar, on whether a Colorado law barring conversion therapy violates free speech. The opinion is from Justice Gorsuch and the vote is 8-1, with Justice Jackson dissenting.
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@senatorshoshana Wait...so you're saying that you don't control the weather? What else are you lying about? Are you not even a senator???
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It's like no shit the best Matzo is
bread.
Like we know that, we can't have it
Rabbi Mordechai Lightstone@Mottel
The @nytimes is like: The best Matzo is actually bread inspired by Italian crackers. Literal chametz.
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@mr_opines @DelusionPosting It's not the cable, it's the "chin" or extra bezel on the bottom.
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@DelusionPosting Are people supposed to know what the latest iScam looks like now? I see that's not an Apple cable.
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