CAESAR SAYS 🤨

God bless and protect our Nigerian troops 🇳🇬

@SirDavidBent Ahhh. The ‘Pretty broke bitch scam’. A classic

You went to a mall for shopping. While you're standing at the counter, ready to pay for all the things you have bought, a beautiful girl walks in. She picks up a few items and comes to the counter. After the bill is calculated, she starts searching her purse for her ATM card but can't find it. Meanwhile, you have paid your bill and you're about to take your leave. Then the lady taps your shoulder and says, “Wait, are you just going to walk away? Can't you help me pay for what I just got? Isn't that the gentlemanly thing to do?” What will be your response?

@PH_Socials Hisbah will be so proud.

Earlier Today, Women leaders in Okrika LGA, Rivers State, were seen walking round the different communities with canes and security to discipline any girl dressing indiscently.

@Pressman2040 Seasoned soldiers gone just like that. Please do well to catch the offenders and incorporate them into the army. They must replace those who were killed.

3 Lieutenant Colonels 1 Brig General 💔💔This is unacceptable 💔💔

@Pressman2040 Not even war time and we’ve lost all our fine soldiers.

“Tinubu’s family”* capable of ruling Nigeria for 100 years

Naso APC use imagination finish us in 2015.

Ohh mehn, can’t believe this is actually going to happen.

@ArmMartins @NdukaEbubeDike My mannn😄😄 KFB make i gather morale

@ceonx @NdukaEbubeDike Our leader 😆

So you visited him to thank him for visiting you, perhaps he should then visit you to thank you for visiting him and then you guys can continue like till you die

@OlanipekunTobiD just makes me hate him if you ask me. I dey bang ACL every morning on repeat before work

For those looking for context. You know that ACL song that Blaqbonez sang dissing OD, it turns out that he used the beat on CREDIT. ODUMODU found out and bought the beat from the original producer. Odumodu now owns the beat used to sing ACL, and since OD never gave them permission to use his beat, the song is being takem down on platforms. Can you still see ACL on Spotify and Co? OD is the king of petty🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

this people cut my ticket sha

@_DannyMerry Even in silence, he got dragged. cold world

Wizkid put you and your brothers on and you just sat there smoking and nodding your head like an agama lizard. At least you picked a side, it’s better than pretending.

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@NdukaEbubeDike Like when your friend visits you, and then you escort him to the junction and then your friend escorts you back home. Been there done that, maybe I should run for public office

@AjakaiyeEmmanu6 @NdukaEbubeDike 🙏🙏 bless up, I promise to use public funds for appreciation visits. Mutuals?

@ceonx @NdukaEbubeDike You have my vote already 😂

@CalledToDesign @NdukaEbubeDike 😄😄 we've all been there KFB

@ceonx @NdukaEbubeDike I laughed so hard at this. 😂😂😭

@oluwatobijamiu @NdukaEbubeDike #CAESAR2027 😄😄😄😄 KFB🙂

@ceonx @NdukaEbubeDike Just maybe, you already have the requirements

if Grok video generation doesn't generate your prompt well after the 3rd attempt, just forget it🤣🤣

@ceonx @NdukaEbubeDike 🤣🤣

@wizkidayo I thought y'all niggas were cool tho

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

@GeneralSnow_ If its not their point 1, then I'm not interested

APC politician beaten like a criminal in Northern Nigeria.

Who wants to bet 100k, APC youths will go on a counter protest tomorrow?