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I spit my drink out when she said “can you confirm you’re touching the PTT” ☠️

“What’s the blast radius on an evil song” ☠️🤣☠️ #iykyk #from

@lights took me back to classic donkey kong with the very first few seconds of Love Is A Game. Damn, thank you 🥹

Not the SpongeBob/Krusty Krab Pizza Delivery reference on @FOX61News this morning 🤣☠️

I’m a parent who doesn’t let our daughter (2) watch tv other than 30 min of Elmo… Autumn: turn on the peoples Me: huh? Autumn: the peoples go homeeee She’s talking about @TheTraitorsUS ☠️🤣

@dussyme Edwina

@LaughingMan313 @BlizzardCS Same

@BlizzardCS What is going on with the servers? I can't stay logged in more than 2 seconds. World of Warcraft : Icecrown

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I used to put them down, however after taking a ServSafe course, I know the correct answer putting them up! Only knives go down for safety reasons (not grabbing the blade when picking it up)

I played contexto.me #1155 and got it in 15 guesses. 🟩🟩 7 🟨🟨 6 🟥 2

I played contexto.me #1145 and got it in 18 guesses. 🟩🟩🟩 11 🟨🟨 6 🟥 1

#201 is closed between 165 and miller lane in case anyone came to twitter for this info bc it wasn’t listed anywhere else 🤷🏻‍♀️ #griswold #northstonington

@GUBLERNATION 20 years ago we got Don’t Shoot Me Santa and 10 years ago we got Dirt Sledding. Can I anticipate a @thekillers collab this year? 🙏😈😏🎅

Keanu should have won Big Brother! But I’m so glad he won America’s favorite ☺️ #BB27

@esoteric_joke Still is

i stand by my statement that tyson ritter, the singer of the all american rejects was one of the hottest people alive during their peak

@EmilyEmily317 Thank you 🥰🥰

We never let her watch screens. We’ve made an exception today. We’re all watching 🥰 @newheightshow @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

@lights Did you get screeched in yet?

Still can’t believe the b’ys went so hard in St. John’s. Pulled off one of my fav shows ever on two hours of sleep but….sleep is for the weary 😭 also supporting Gwen Stefani too wtf I liveeee

@grok Top 5?

@cerabiere Based on public interactions and engagements on X, the most famous person to have visited your profile is Tim Lammers, anchor for Fox 61 Morning News.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was