Doug Heffernan

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Doug Heffernan

Doug Heffernan

@cerebralplanet

twin dad

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Doug Heffernan
Doug Heffernan@cerebralplanet·
One of my old friends told me the other day he ghosted a woman because she told him she isn’t gonna fuck on the first date and then called her clingy asf because she called him twice trying to find out what’s up. 30 year old grown man smh told him straight he needs to grow up
☭𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣☭@USA_Comrade

Reconnecting with male friends from years past and they have been in stasis for 15 years and haven’t grown or learned a single thing

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I just used women’s body wash for the first time and wtf I feel so fresh and relaxed and smooth and silky and I smell like honey and cocoa. I’m never going back to that rugged ass man’s soap that can be used to clean a motorcycle
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@GrizzFan76 He been depressed before that too he hasn’t been right mentally in years
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🐻@GrizzFan76·
Hopefully Ja okay if I saw my GM actively begging the world to take me away from his team and nobody was goin for it I’d cry
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Satan@s8n·
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Joe Mullinax
Joe Mullinax@JoeMullinax·
ALL IN!! Memphis receives- Jaylen Brown, Herb Jones Boston receives- Dejounte Murray, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, FOUR future Memphis 1sts (2027 LAL/2029 MEM/2031 PHX/2033 MEM) New Orleans receives- Ja Morant, Sam Hauser, TWO future Memphis 1sts (2027 MEM/2030 ORL) Who says no?
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@fatherfreeplay3 Even still, they already told everyone he’s basically gone. I can see him fetching 4 but to demand it is kinda crazy unless it was just worded that way
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Atlanta Hawks@ATLHawks·
Former MVP and future MVP
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You’re out of your goddamn mind if you think an average medieval peasant was eating a well seasoned, full bird, rotisserie chicken
i like food@messedupfoods

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Beef Stew beat up IDF agent Draymond and woman beater Miles Bridges? We sure Stew ain’t the savior of basketball?
seajay@streetsdiscipIe

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Kevin@BozoBucksFan·
@KevinOConnor Any team playing the Grizzlies should be allowed 1 player on the court to wield a baseball bat to even the playing field.
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Isaiah Stewart sucks ass but at least he ain’t a little bitch like we used to. I’m really happy with this pick up
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