Ceri Booth

Do NOT let supermarket staff take your temperature by scanning your forehead, it actually erases your memory. I went in the supermarket for lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber and came out with chocolate and wine instead.

@tomhfh Have you noshed him?

"This is a grievous breach of national security." Olly Robbins calls for "prosecutions" as says he is "deeply concerned" about the leaks from the UKSV process, pointing the finger at Downing Street. The system "does not work" if it leaks, he says. "That trust, once gone, cannot be got back." "I am struck and saddened that within days... of the Cabinet Office for their own reasons deciding to open that up, to share what they thought they had found and their perceptions of it internally with Number 10... I hope that prosecutions will result."

@tomhfh He’s gripping that bottle like he’s about to nosh it off.

How are you supposed to drink this?

@tomhfh You simple twat.

@RealJamesWoods Stupid Qunt

Our friends, the Brits, went from relinquishing their right to bear arms in 1997 to standing on the edge of the Islamist abyss today. Our Second Amendment is not about the right to go duck hunting, folks. It’s about keeping power in the hands of The People.

@bluGrape2012 @RpsAgainstTrump Absolutely. However if your dog was that rabidly deranged, you would take it to the vet for one last time.....

@RpsAgainstTrump Don't make fun of people like this, welcome them in, be accepting, we don't have to be antagonistic jerks to voters like this.

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be? PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t. Reporter: How many times did you vote for him? PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.

@Alexarmstrong Calm down lovvie, you’ll be oozing precum next… …

WHAT?! The PM just confirmed we had ANOTHER drone aimed at our sovereign bases, YET we’re still not going to strike back. The public will NEVER forgive this cowardice. We must strike the Islamic regime, and we must do it now or prove to our enemies we are weak.

@AskBritain_ No. He’s a Qunt.

If a general election were held TOMORROW, would you vote for Rupert Lowe?

@ccshoreditch I wasn’t looking at your waist

apparently I'm not a 33 inch waist anymore 😬😬😬

@Jo_Marney At least they'll be wearing underwear.... Sit down and give your head a wobble !!

Just because your reporters are abroad, it doesn’t mean that they need to dress like they’ve just come out the gym. I dare say both of these reporters are staying in 5 star hotels and probably dress smarter for dinner each evening than they do for the BBC News. No standards.

@LEEMEAD60542079 If I sad yes, would that help you with your fury-wank ?

Yes or no ???

@Mofoman360 Nah, she was a Qunt

Was Margaret Thatcher the last Prime Minister with a backbone Yes or No?

@Mofoman360 @KTHopkins No, she’s a qunt

Do you think Katie Hopkins is a true patriot 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @KTHopkins

@DarthK6 Nope. Nige is a grifting qunt.

Would you vote Reform if an election was tomorrow?

@RealJamesWoods @Richard56417082 You.

If you could choose one person responsible for the decline in Western civilization, who would it be?

@IvankaNews_ Pooping

@NotFarLeftAtAll We could, but you wouldn’t understand.

Can anyone tell me what was “Racist” about what Sarah Pochin actually said ? Or is outrage more about trying to silence the voice of the silent majority?

@Neccccy No Qunt

Agree? Yes or No?

@Mofoman360 No

Do you think that Jess Phillips should be SACKED!! Yes or No? #bbclaurak

@realjessica Nah. Rancid ole qunt..

Nigel Farage will likely be the next Prime Minister of the UK. "There will be no more asylum hotels. People who come here illegally will not be allowed to stay." "If we win the next election we will scrap Net Zero." "We will scrap the DEI agenda." x.com/wideawake_medi…

Racist Lucy Connolly is defining what racism is now. Apparently, it's lot's it's meaning because the people around her "it's like," Oh yeah, roll their eyes and carry on now"