Lekong James

i was promised 5am tub time and this guy never showed. sigh. those that speak of larping larp all the same

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

This is me

A huge giant penis!

yo who up rn

@hotelwifiVT i get around! 😄😄😄

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@moon_dazer @SpinduhBlock i feel like i’ve seen you respond in this exact way to like 4 different people and it’s really funny

@SpinduhBlock Well yes but well no but well sorta kinda

Snake MU chart from a Snake expert

just put my penis inside of this Taco Bell®️ Crunchwrap Supreme®️ #yup

POV: Ridley delivers your Amazon package (ASMR)

@NotAklo Baseball. But it makes sense you’d even make the comparison. If Melee players played baseball, they’d ban outfielding, limit pitching speed, and standardize underhand pitching until every hit is a home run. Then they’d say their version is better because they get more home runs.

An IQ too high

ALL THE DITTOS I NEED TO SEE AT A TRISTATE VS NEW ENGLAND CIVIL WAR:

You aren’t a real smash player until you crash out so hard you kill your opponent in real life

I wanna do lean so bad but I’m 25 and Even worst I’m white

standing in line at chipotle and this dude in front of me says "hi can i have a burrito please" lmfao ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Do you guys think Kazuya players have lungs

I have been listening to Kanye for about a third of my life and only now at 22 years of age am I finally understanding Devil In A New Dress. This song is a masterpiece