corporeal ‘StirDaPot’ cornball (envoy)

@pinkpurp11 @TheRealEvanHale No he’s going to the league

The copper elves never stood a chance

Using my balls as an RF amplifier

@LevantThought @caistealan Your soul is weak

@caistealan Gave me CHS and now I can’t smoke anymore :(

who Knew that being high for 4 months straight would have repercussions

@MericaCulture Hes the evil devil becuse he doesnt go to heckin church-erino!

Easter Sunday Morning (1959) by Norman Rockwell My favorite Rockwell painting, ever notice what's on the dads head?

@Mikeliberation Do he be eating da pussy?

My wife still masturbates after 35 minutes of penetrative s£x. My co-worker told me last week that he’s getting tired of his marriage because he finds his wife difficult to satisfy s£xually. After f0replay and about 35 minutes of penetration, she lies beside him and still masturbates. He said he’s not really bothered about the act itself, but about how long she takes. According to him, she continues for about 20 minutes even after they’ve had s£x. I asked if they ever discussed s£x while they were dating, and he said that anytime he brought it up, she would ignore it and say it was a worldly matter. But now that they’re married, he’s seeing a completely different side of her. I told him not to consider divorce because of this—that he might just need to put in more effort in the bedroom. But another colleague overheard us and said if it were him, he wouldn’t tolerate it at all. Now it got me thinking, is this really a problem—or just a lack of understanding between two people who never had the right conversations before marriage?

@jaketropolis By that criteria most bars in America are a bar and grill

@certainlyfucked No kitchen

Isn't it crazy that there's seemingly no national bar chains in the US. Plenty of Bar & Grills but no bars alone

@jaketropolis What makes a place more bar than grill?

@certainlyfucked its a bar & grill

She soak me till my hides tanned

@ChozoOmnetra @devintoshea Slup and zoup will solve all problems

@devintoshea What the fuck aren’t they doing a literal citywide traffic study to ensure more traffic calming is installed? Plus the SLUP and ZOUP??? This feels so backwards. I’m disappointed

cool

@WelDemi161 I thought those were pork rinds at first

僕の人生に新たな・衝撃的なジャンクフードが追加された。 飲み(食べ？)はじめたら止まらない！

@heuristicism @ViceLitty I hope CPS take yo kids

@ViceLitty You should tell this to the 22 y.o chicks he's plowing so they know how silly it is that they're letting him raw dog them after they sign NDA's just to get into his house

Turns out doing meth for your "looks" is actually really fucking stupid

@WildApparitions @GoodAmericanMan Yes

@GoodAmericanMan >troon type surgery It's called an elective procedure, by your logic Tommy John is also a troon type surgery? Retard.

Apparently a ton of professional motorcycle riders get a preemptive troon type surgery to alleviate compression syndrome in their forearms and they all have gay scars to show for it.

@BestCryptids Mokele-mbembe lives

If you want to experience dinosaurs in real life, they actually did recently find proof of living dinosaurs in the Congo

@operationbadass @digijordan @grok If money is not righteous i hope you dont tithe any of that filthy stuff

@digijordan @grok Money is not for the righteous. We do not need capital. For what ENVY? Gluttony? Sloth? Vanity?!? Why do we need it? We don’t.

Hey @grok Did Jeffrey Epstein win an $85 million Powerball jackpot on July 2, 2008?

Vomit week started

@retardmode @FBIDirectorKash Sanest beretta carrier

please disarm this mentally ill future terrorist @FBIDirectorKash

This is absolutely unheard of There is no way this is just a bluff. Trump is planning for a major war on Iran

@CallMeK1123 Lmao im pretty sure i know her

number one rule of shoplifting club is cover up all tattoos that will easily identify you

You would only know this line if you watched osmosis jones