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I never said I was interesting. I said I was into resting.

@nikitabier @IterIntellectus I'll never understand how people can have such strong opinions on stupid shit like this.

@IterIntellectus This might be the ugliest exterior for a sedan I’ve ever seen. Compare it to Lagonda Tarif (Aston Martin’s first sedan attempt): timeless

what is this GARBAGE?! 😭

@FluentInFinance I'm not putting my finances in the hands of a 12 year old.

“A crash is coming.” Andrew Ross Sorkin says a massive crash is inevitable. He’s one of the most credible financial journalists in the world.

@cwebbonline There is a grain of truth to what he is saying though. If you ever walked down the street in fucking Portland OR, you'd know what he's talking about. 90% are not people that are just 'down on their luck".

The level of disdain Spencer Pratt has for the unhoused is disgusting. And if you’re fine with this kind of talk, I don’t want to know you. Josh Haskell: “What are your plans for the over 40,000 homeless people in Los Angeles?” Spencer Pratt: “Well, they’re not homeless. They’re drug addicts. Most of these people are addicted to fentanyl and meth… They are choosing to be on the streets because they want to do drugs. They don’t want rules. They don’t want to listen. They want to have animals to abuse.”

@WhiteHouse Can't believe a word Trump says. I will wait to hear from Iran.

🚨 "An Agreement has been largely negotiated, subject to finalization between the United States of America, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the various other Countries, as listed..." - President Donald J. Trump

@nytimes Too bad his word is not believable.

Breaking News: President Trump said the U.S. and Iran are close to a deal toward ending the war and reopening the Strait of Hormuz. Tehran did not immediately confirm. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4tWObMb

@saylordocs The problem with that is that most people would just spend the money and then die penniless and hungry.

The max one can pay into social security per year is $10,453.20. If you did that every year from age 18 until retirement, the max you’ll get from SS is $4,873 /month. If you put it into an S&P index fund instead, you would receive $32,583 per month. Social Security is a scam.

@MJECALUSA @realannapaulina @IvankaTrump Trump IS the malignant infectious cancer in the Middle East.

@realannapaulina @IvankaTrump It’s time to annihilate these apocalyptic lunatic IRGC thugs spreading their terror on the U.S. soil. President Trump has this rare opportunity in history to get this malignant infectious cancer out of the Middle East for once and all.

We’ve just learned of the horrifying plot to assassinate @IvankaTrump — a devoted wife, daughter, mother, & someone with no personal quarrel with the Iranian regime. She was targeted to bring pain to her father & to her husband. There is nothing more sick and demented than that…

If you took a shit on the floor of the US Capitol on Jan.6, you might be entitled to compensation.

@Megatron_ron If there is a bright side, it only covers PAST tax returns, not future tax returns.

NEW: 🇺🇸 Trump and his sons will be exempt from tax audits “forever”, per Financial Times The US Department of Justice grants Trump, his family, and his businesses immunity from tax audits.

@JoyceCarolOates I HATE SEEING THIS SHIT!

this is hardly "hunting." in North America there has long been a tradition of rural residents actually hunting for purposes of food--deer, ducks & geese primarily--& the effort of serious hunting in the wild in cold weather can be considerable. this sort of hunting is some wealthy probably obese white man from the US paying "natives" to place a helpless creature a few feet from him, serving his rifle for him, telling him when to pull the trigger & making a video of the sickening spectacle. his grandchildren will likely be disgusted with him.

@GovPressOffice Vance is "very talented" until he says or does something T disagrees with. Then he'll be "the dumbest VP that ever existed."

WOW. Donald Trump basically just agreed with Governor Newsom: JD Vance doesn’t have what it takes to carry MAGA after Trump. Trump accepted the premise — then awkwardly stumbled through some half-hearted praise for JD. Brutal.

@LoneKonig @KobeissiLetter Right now, it's down $0.80 from close. Results were blowout. What are you watching?

@cesooner @KobeissiLetter it dropped indeed, which means the results were below expectations

NVIDIA, $NVDA, EARNINGS SUMMARY: 1. Record quarterly revenue of $81.6 billion, above expectations 2. Q1 adjusted EPS of $1.87, above expectations 3. Q2 revenue guidance of $89.2 billion to $92.8 billion, above expectations 4. New $80 billion share buyback authorization 5. Increase in dividend from $0.01/share to $0.25/share 6. Total revenue growth of +1,035% over the last 3 years Once again, Nvidia has crushed just about every expectation possible. The AI Revolution is on fire.

@LoneKonig @KobeissiLetter It's dropped about $1.

@KobeissiLetter if it had crushed it then its stock wouldn't be tanking

@realstewpeters Trump is so oblivious that he is saying the exact opposite of what he wants to say. Maga...I present your king.

TRUMP: “Thomas Massie is terrible congressman. He voted against men in women’s sports. He voted against transgender for everybody — the mutilation of your children. He voted against open borders.” I’m sorry, WHAT?!?!

@TylerMcBrien We are living a joke.

BLANCHE: "The United States...is hereby FOREVER BARRED and PRECLUDED from prosecuting or pursuing...examinations or similar or related reviews" against Trump "or related or affiliated individuals," including family members or related companies and trusts.

@KobeissiLetter Trump also went hard after J. Powell over the Fed building cost overrun. All while he is having an egregious overrun himself on the ballroom. Trump is a cunt.

By far, the most incredible part about this market is the fact that the base case now shows incoming Fed Chair Kevin Warsh HIKING rates as his first policy move. These are market-implied interest rate futures, actively betting that rate hikes are coming next. President Trump spent the last 12 months threatening to fire Jerome Powell for not cutting rates. He also said cutting interest rates was a “requirement” for the next Fed Chair and was actively calling for 1% interest rates. Is Kevin Warsh actually about to raise interest rates after what happened over the last 12 months?

MAGA trying to primary Massie with Gallrein.

@JameyUniversal @IanCarrollShow You love those kiddie diddlers, don't you?

@IanCarrollShow Yes, getting rid of the Rinos! Thank God Massie is gone. He can run next time as the democrat he is.

What’s happening in Kentucky today is inspirational.

@AndrewDesiderio She's right there, but still doesn't see it.

Susan Collins says she “doesn’t understand” Trump’s decision to back Paxton, who she called “ethically challenged.”