its that time again

@TophatAmphibian @anime_esh202 Watch it again

@cestlaveto @anime_esh202 Yes which is why I know it's bullshit

So. Disney brings Back Malcom in the Middle, which ended decades ago with a proper send off. They made Stevie gay, despite him crushing on Malcolm’s babysitter, pretending to be in critical condition to get another girl to like him, there’s stacking amounts of evidence proving he likes girls. And the child Hal and Lois had at the very end is, wait for it……..non binary. If you had even a shred of hope that you were going to “relive the glory days” you were kidding yourself. Disney owing this, backed up with the negative reviews should have been the dead giveaway. Don’t waste your time, it’s modern Disney being modern Disney again, and again, and again!

@TophatAmphibian @anime_esh202 Did you watch the original series? She was always pretty woke.

@anime_esh202 There is no freaking way that Lois would enable they/them bullshit. Zero.

@BJP_Ls @k4tsukibff Realistically he finished his 1st year before she was born. But, still, 3 years of Harvard as a single dad is insane 😆

@k4tsukibff Don't get if he had her in the first year of college and his parents didn't have a clue and the mom left 6 days after her birth. Who took care of the baby when he went to class? So many questions

Doing the math there's no way malcolm was older than 19 years old when leah was born woah

@JoeCruzNYC @artiebucco_chef Aware of his bat speed issues. You can still have empathy towards a guy who actually cares about playing the game. Lindors been having “good at bats” but no RBIs 2 weeks in. I’ll take an emtional Pete any day.

@cestlaveto @artiebucco_chef Alonso is going to keep on caring the rest of the season cause this is who he is right now. 2025 Pete was a result of Soto. Pete has lost 3 mph on bat speed in one offseason. Pete is going to struggle to hit 25 homeruns while y’all praise him for caring.

Lindor says he needs to get better and he likes the at bats his teammates take. There is simply too much talent to be this bad says Lindor. 😂

@artiebucco_chef I miss him dearly. I can feel he cares.

@cestlaveto He puts his all into the game, we get plan lifeless corporate answers. Notice how he used the word unacceptable when talking about his current play. Wish he was still here

@flshlitecop @drterrysimpson It signals to the brain you’re full. So even if you were emotionally eating you will not even want to.

@drterrysimpson A lot of the time when a person overeats it is because of overcompensating some type of emotional trauma and there is no such thing as a magic pill or a magic injection

Ozempic does not “force” a caloric deficit like a cattle prod. It changes appetite signaling, satiety, gastric emptying, insulin secretion, glucagon, and in many patients improves glycemic control, fatty liver markers, and cardiometabolic risk. That is metabolism. The phrase “chemical crutch” is just moralizing in a lab coat. We do not call insulin a crutch, or antihypertensives a crutch, or glasses a crutch. We call them treatment. And this obsession with “root cause” is usually a racket. Obesity and metabolic disease are not one thing with one sacred origin story. They are genetics, appetite regulation, food environment, insulin resistance, sleep, medications, activity, and yes, inflammation. GLP-1 drugs act on several of those pathways at once. So no, this is not merely appetite suppression while the “real problem” hides in the basement. It is treatment of the very systems that are dysregulated. The scale is not the only outcome, but pretending improved blood sugar, less visceral fat, and better metabolic function do not count because a drug was involved is ideology, not medicine.

@Dexterbrow20535 @MetsHype @Metsmaniac26 @Masterflip_ It’s pretty obvious who they gravitate towards in the dugout. Something feels off with Lindor. Most Mets fans belief that at least

@MetsHype @Metsmaniac26 @Masterflip_ You guys pretending to be upset that Nimmo and McNeil left to push this anti Lindor shit are hilarious, are you in the locker room? You fans talk like you have first hand knowledge of the players give it a rest already. You don’t know who the players gravitate to clown

This fanbase has really turned on Francisco Lindor. I get he’s struggling and probably needs a day. But I feel it’s beyond that for Mets fans SMH #lgm

@jerryblevins Piazza in 06 is burned into my memory

The strongest ovation for a former player I can remember. Good for him.

A woman who triggers your ego. Might actually be the one trying to heal it. Because she’s not reacting to the man you pretend to be. She’s responding to the man underneath the mask. And a truth like that either humbles a man. Or sends them running.

@nickycakes @World0fEcho Home fries!!!

@World0fEcho both of those are great. ive seen these called hashbrowns though which is borderline fraud imo

It concerns me that there are two different things we've decided to call "hashbrowns" while one is far superior to the other

remember when mums brought their kids to watch Barbie thinking the movie was going to be about their kids but ended up being about themselves instead

imagine telling someone in 2006 that Anna Wintour would embrace the Devil Wears Prada stereotype they made out of her 😭

My yelling “shoot the puck” as if the players can hear me through the screen

@nicksctrn148380 @bendreyfuss Nah the loser is addicted to his phone and has no clue what’s going on around him.

@bendreyfuss Typical, she was trying to do the thing where she slides in and makes a selfie turning the post subtly about herself and this Chad was like "nope, this is the dogs moment"

As cute as this dog is, don’t sleep on the dude in the foreground who hates his girlfriend. His tale is a very funny b-plot.

@bendreyfuss His wife. Much worse :(

Me, when I’m about to get my period: