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Cat Evans
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Cat Evans
@cevans_92
Well at least I make myself laugh.
East, England Katılım Ağustos 2011
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In Suffolk, after escaping from a Christmas grotto, reindeer delays traffic on the A11 – motorists say they waited ages for a glowing red light to change and then it flew off
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Whoever working at @FirstIpswich that decided it was a good idea to have the advert for the film "Saw X" on the side of a school bus, should really reconsider their employment.
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@bethicillin Maybe he's playing the long game. He might win you by the time he's in his mid 70s. Then Hugh Grant will be in a rom com based on your love story.
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@cevans_92 the boys better give me this for my next birthday
Ben Davis@bendavis_86
Who signed off on this?
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Can't wait to get sued for having a pet aisle
M&S@marksandspencer
Introducing Curly the Puppy – man’s best friend in chocolate form! 🥺🐶 Our adorable little pooch is made from milk and white marbled chocolate, and comes in 100% plastic-free packaging – he’s the paw-fect Easter treat for a dog parent. 😆
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@bethicillin I was thinking "Would take a lot to surprise me..."
It managed.
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@bethicillin Could've been worse. Could've been pickled onions. That was a smelly few days.
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@CBeebiesHQ When your two year old in the back of the car comes out with "Around the corner, not far away, Lukey is going to Grampy's today"
His longest ever sentence. Not sure if I'm proud.
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
Andrew Tate@Cobratate
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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I made a device that checks the council website and lights up to show you what colour bin to put out. I call it the Bindicator.
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@cevans_92 Sadly in a 'we found some drugs in a bin, handed them into the police and now we're scared the gang that hid them there is going to murder us' way rather than a cool musical theatre way
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So I dreamt that @cevans_92 and I were unwittingly caught in a tussle between rival drug gangs, and also the donut shop ran out of the good donuts, but on the plus side neither dream was about work
Bethan 🦥💜@bethicillin
Hoping by eating my advent calendar cheese before bed it'll somehow cancel out the vivid work-related stress dreams 😂
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