zak hitchens

@FabrizioRomano Who the fucks Jimmy Murphy

🚨⭐️ Official: Man United talent JJ Gabriel has been named Jimmy Murphy Player of the Year. Youngest to win the award, at 15 years old.

Any spares for Saturday?

@Jesss_Chels Hi Jess, my mate @JoshFitzBcfc is the man to go to with this..hes also got a running Instagram page Joshfitz_runs 👍🏻

Runners…. How do you combat lower left & right back pain when running?

Having to buy tickets in May for a game in October should be illegal… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@ChelseaFanTVyt @NotAProjectCFC Pathetic doing a protest in a cup final on a day where your meant to get behind the team. Blueco ain’t going no where. Look at the players not just the owners. If you want to protest and don’t like it…don’t turn up to the cup final 👍🏻

@NotAProjectCFC have announced there will more protests this season!

Gerrard slipped in midfield and Ba raced on to the loose ball and coolly placed it under Mignolet. #CFCLive

@AwayDaysFB @charlieskillen Couldn’t give a fuck off you pop Leeds

Leeds fans have spent over 4 hours at St Pancreas trying to get a train home and having no luck. Such a shame that the rail services don't prepare better when they know there will be large crowds..

@JackSW19991740 @LUFC Go sit with your 115 followers 🤣🤣🤣

@cfc_hitchens91 @LUFC Bless ya deleting your spoons tweet, sit this one out Flik

👏 A massive thank you to the 34,000 #LUFC fans that joined us at Wembley today, your support was sensational as always!

@JackSW19991740 @LUFC That’s good coming from the ugly mad hatter

@cfc_hitchens91 @LUFC Cheers Zak, hope you scrape together a few quid for a pint in spoons someday x

@JackSW19991740 @LUFC Off you pop…Farke off back to managing fat club 🔫

@cfc_hitchens91 @LUFC Built like an extra out of a bugs life mate, stick to begging for drinks on twitter ya soppy cunt

👊 Welcome to Wembley!

Calum McFarlane 💙💙💙

@fft2106 thats absolutely BS. if you miss 5 games you do not lose your ticket. Poor from a season ticket holder just to try look good.

🚨: You talking about 'skipping games' like it’s a Netflix subscription lol. 🤦‍♂️ If a Season Ticket Holder skips 5 games, they lose their Seat Renewal rights for next season. The club literally tracks your attendance. If you don't show up, they take your seat and sell it to the very 'tourists' you’re complaining about.

@cw1905 a tourist will always buy your ticket anyway.

@cfc_gem ive never known such a fast winger not run down the wing and take on a defender in my life. how this guy made it to this level is mind blowing

Pedro Neto beat your man! His response nah fuck that. It’s becoming a joke!

@Blue_Footy @GraemeBailey let me guess Gary O'neil lol

‼️Chelsea are unlikely to sack Liam Rosenior after their defeat to Brighton, and look set to give him five games to turn things around. But he is under serious pressure, and Chelsea have contingency plans in place. ~ @GraemeBailey

@FabrizioRomano Ye you ya fucking meme

🚨 Liam Rosenior: “Something needs to change drastically right now. We need to look in the mirror”. “I need to look in the mirror”.

Chelsea premier league 2 team would do better than this

Garnacho and Neto; I’ve seen better wingers down at my Sunday local, not even joking.