Andrew 'Just Care About People' Carroll

Investing in people - tools, wages, training, time - has always been, and continues to be, the best investments I've ever made in my life.

This is why the impact of AI has nothing to do with how fast it gets better.

2026: AI is going to change the world. IRS: We need your fax number.

@markcecchini youtube.com/watch?v=LWkoqu…

one day a lot of us just stopped using a stapler and a 3 hole punch and never went back huh

@andreamacdcpa For us, two full time work from homes. We have five bedrooms because we basically have a 2000 sqft 3/2 + a 2/1 Office smashed into the same building.

I genuinely cannot understand the obsession with McMansions. Why does anyone need more than a 2000 sq ft 3/2?

@SNS92569093 "Please, please do call the IRS. If you get through, let them know I have some topics to discuss as well"

Ever had someone demand their K-1 be done before April 15th or threaten to contact the IRS? (I had a 1065 client that sold and the partners are mad that the buyer hasn’t provided k1’s yet. buyer isn’t my client so not my circus but I’m watching with popcorn) #taxtwitter

Building an entire 1065 by hand because of a mid-year S-Election revocation and I THOUGHT AI SOLVED THIS WHERE THE HELL IS AT?!?!? #taxtwitter

@LoZabransky Is sun a euphemism for "cash money" or do you keep making businesses that take you outside?

Everytime I try and girl boss further from the sun I inevitably end up girl bossing even closer to it #taxtwitter

@DailyTaxMemes @AccountingAsArt Yes.

Mary how many of these dark chocolate non-pareils should I eat? @AccountingAsArt

@IraGilligan @LoganGrafTax With a jaw line like that? They're ALL thirst traps.

@cfoandrew @LoganGrafTax Did I miss a Logan thirst trap?!

WFH OOTD: I made this

@cordes_tax Really should put a trauma trigger warning on these kind of tweets dude.

Ever talk an unmarried doctor out of a cost seg on a SFH long term rental after a weekend of doom-scrolling TikTok?

@adammarkowitzEA QUICK Buy a lotto ticket.

There is absolutely zero that is sexy about taxes. Except when all of the acceptances come in from your biggest SOB tax return that you do without a single rejection. This? This right here may as well be #TaxTwitter porn.

@cordes_tax Those fuckers think they're so clever.

Asking your tax pro if they've personally done [financial activity] as a test of their knowledge is like asking an oncologist if they've had cancer before allowing them to treat you. Experience may help with empathy and compassion, but is not required for technical knowledge.

@trentjhughes Denver should be embarrassed that they spent that much money to fuck up the airport planning SO BADLY. It must be a combination of the weed and altitude making people dumb, there's no other explanation for how that airport can be SO bad.

Worst airports I've spent too much time in Denver Newark LAX Dallas Love Field Chicago O'Hare Charlotte Crowded Delayed Gates miles apart Any I'm missing?

@trentjhughes If you get the chance, check out Tulsa, OK.

Most underrated cities I've ever spent time in Bentonville, Arkansas Draper, Utah Boulder, Colorado Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Tampa, Florida Dallas, Texas Nobody talks about these as top places for jobs or entrepreneurship All of them surprised me

@IraGilligan @DailyTaxMemes Yes.

@DailyTaxMemes Which one was your favorite?

Look what they took from us @IraGilligan

This kind of tech is ALL over the place. But the DoW has no ability to BUY it. The procurement system is so broken they're a generation behind. Good news is that most places are still two generations behind, but if we don't cut through the crap with a quickness we'll be in trouble.

Shawn Ryan astounded after 22-year-old CEO Ethan Thornton of Mach Industries, a defense tech startup, tells him he will give him a "miniature fighter jet." The Viper is a 6.5-foot vertical takeoff "miniature fighter jet" that can take off and land if needed. It reportedly costs under $100,000 per unit, can reach speeds of 600 mph, and has a range of several hundred miles. Insane. Video: @ShawnRyan762

@JWellsTax @RoryTyer I thought Morning Thunder was your rap name?

@RoryTyer First thing every morning (5am), I have a pint of water with my overnight muesli and berries. Then, a cup of Morning Thunder taking my kid to school. Then, I make one cup of coffee with my AeroPress after I get back home.

Simple health advice: If you- like me- look forward to your coffee every morning- you might actually just be really thirsty. Try drinking a bunch of water right when you wake up & you’ll probably feel better quick

How much does it cost to switch QBO interface to what it was 4 years ago?

@ForemanTaxLaw @Taxsavvyjessica Jurassic Park Problem. They were so busy trying to figure out if they COULD, they forgot to ask if they SHOULD.

@Taxsavvyjessica I'm right. Why form one entity to add an election to do what you could have done without an election/

This feels like a Matt on Matt hate crime…and Matt took me out with this one! 🤣