Charlie Brookes

Remember when you FaceTime’d your family on the other side of the world for Christmas and your @virginmedia internet worked perfectly? Nah, me neither. 0/5 stars this Christmas.

@tornadowallace 🙏✌️

@nhallam Just a whole heap of plastic that will eventually go in the bin.

The local cafe switched to plastic transparent business cards. Now they have to refill them daily because people want them. There is some lesson here but I don't know what it is.

I unlocked £15 Mob Tix for #JuliusCaesar @_bridgetheatre on @TodayTixUK. Tap to unlock: go.todaytix.com/JuliusCaesarMo…

@dassalo The line has moved and we are all on the other side now. No turning back. Embrace it.

Not sure if this makes me a sociopath, but all of the stuff listed in that song ‘Asshole’ doesn’t really seem too bad to me.

. @IvankaTrump We see you are training for the Space Force. Tell us about your experiment. We want all the details.

Introducing: Coin Jar 🎉 A new experiment that rounds up your purchases to the nearest pound, and adds the difference to a Pot. Just make a new Pot called "Coin Jar" to try it out. monzo.com/blog/2018/03/0…

@KateDehnert Is it a sourdough

@dassalo @filthycaspod @HelloFresh It’s got to be the PS4. Out of the-; PS1, PS2, 360, PS4, Switch; there is nothing that has the library or strength of games. The Switch has potential but not the power. ❤️ @dassalo

@DumDumClub littl Can Karl tell the story about his Mum thinking “...it’s entertainment” again. It gets better every time.

@dassalo @rhysnicholson Wish I knew earlier! Is this very good boy doing another show soon?

@filthycaspod Screw that lame “creative imagination” guy who liked Thumbleweed. No one cares.

@piersmorgan I've seen this picture retweeted thousands of times now with absolutely no credit to the photographer.

@filthycaspod I watched mutual love unite Mario and Bowser and I don’t think I want to play it anymore. Just left it wide open for a Bowser/Mario co-op sequel - classic Nintendo

Karl clearly has early onset Dementia. Might be time to call a home @dassalo

@filthycaspod @KateDehnert Yay. Love that @KateDehnert

@lunchluncheon Curried Egg and Lettuce, ploughman with thick cut ham, chicken and avocado

@UberUKsupport Not sure why, but your drivers cancel, then you give me drivers further away after waiting. Not showing in my account though.

@filthycaspod saw a poster for that awful cricket game in the tube. Can't even make the posters look good.