Patti Mulligan🌻

Whenever I feel like the U.S. is falling apart {gestures wildly} I remember my pendulum theory of life, which is backed up by history. The biggest reforms always come after our darkest days. Just hoping we're close to the point where we start swinging back in the right direction

@BeeBrookshire This is what I've been trying to remember ALL DAY - why April 25th felt important to me. And it's because it's the perfect day!

@drskyskull This is an absolute fucking disaster

@chitownhustler @lyzl @staceeyeewell That’s a them problem, not the girls’ problem

Come work with me!

Fantastic #GESColloquium today from @BeeBrookshire! You can still catch her 🐁 tonight at @naturalsciences at 7pm for a talk on her new book PESTS: HOW HUMANS CREATE ANIMAL VILLAINS naturalsciences.org/calendar/event…

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: We have the full 34 count unsealed indictment against Donald Trump: bit.ly/3Kdp5nl

I love this for them Happy Arrestmas to the OGs who never let up and knew this day would come 🙌🏿

@kayakkim11 I have them automatically go to a folder I don’t look at but every so often I’ll go see what kinds of batshit insanity he’s spewing 😬

@chachina I had no idea signing up for the Wacko Rally I would get this many emails from him in a week.😂

I'm so glad I haven't stop tRumps emails yet.😂 "From the time he came down the Golden Escalator " had me in tears. I won't unsubscribe till I see the cuffs. It's fun watching him melt. 😂🤦‍♀️

CNN's John Miller says Trump has been indicted on 34 counts

@TLCowan1 And we’re doing the exact same thing today while I work at home!

Spent the day working with sweet Coco in my lap. Rehab scheduled to begin Monday. I don’t have high hopes that he’ll regain any function on his paralyzed right side, just trying to keep him healthy and strong now. Am in a constant state of sadness for my fluffy baby 😢

24 days ago I learned my daughter was dying in utero, and if untreated I risked preeclampsia and stroke. Termination is illegal in NC after 21 weeks, which I was, even when she had no hope of surviving and I was in danger. Because I had the means to leave, I’m ok and recovering.

@BrandiLynn4Ever I’ve done the same thing each time someone in my house has contracted Covid (which we avoided for 2 years, but then each eventually caught over the past year). Each time, under “hot zone protocols”, no one else has gotten sick. It’s a PITA but it works.

@cothtwit @VABVOX Brilliant!

@VABVOX It’s like prayer in school—I tell my kids if they tell you to pray, pray. But then refuse to stop. Pray out loud and have holy seizures all day long. Make them stop you. Make them suspend you. For praying. Then we sue for a billion dollars. And so on.

Would you make your daughter(s) submit to Ron DeSantis's mandatory menstrual period reporting? This really is a yes or no question.

@VABVOX Absolutely not.

@authorbjordan As someone with a twin sister (no brothers) AND two daughters (no sons) I’ll just say that they are super lucky to have each other and you are just as lucky to have them.

@GreyRockTime Thumbholes are the absolute best. I love them on long-sleeved shirts when I’m putting a jacket on especially!

Please share! @GESCenterNCSU is #hiring an Associate Director for Policy & Engagement Qualified folks will have a #PhD in natural/social sciences, and excel at interdisciplinary research, stakeholder engagement, communications, & public policy. Apply: jobs.ncsu.edu/postings/176533

Any time I lose 11 times in a row at something, I stop doing that thing.

“Now, call me a b*tch to my face.” 💀