Chadwick

@misslindsayv 🙋🏻‍♂️

If you have more savings than debt hmu

Are all men idiots with money or just the ones I like

@BitchyGriff For me it’s “they’re trying to make it look fake!!”

“There has got to be a way for me to make money off of this” is a thought that runs through my head entirely too often

@misslindsayv 🫡

I will rebuild my army of hot Twitter mutuals, you’ll see, you’ll all see

@BitchyGriff Ah love a bone luge! There was a time a guy could bone luge Eagle Rare and not even bat an eyelash

Yall don’t even know about bone luge

@BitchyGriff Favorite pair of Ray-Bans left at the Luxor poker table, gone forever. (I did this twice on two different trips)

2 sentence horror story: Favorite pair of Ray-Bans. Stepped on.

@sherrod_im I still do all of these today except sub chill bars for nightclubs

Lectures I’d like to give the young: Listen to the Stone Roses Go to night clubs Lean in to the excess Meet a stranger Romanticize literally everything Go to the movies Get in a car and drive around Take your friends on your errands Talk on the phone while you do chores

@BitchyGriff Off to a good start

@chaddorton gonna be

popped an adderall today and I’m operating with zero regard for the geneva convention

@sqrrlflwr Yes

can u still 'poke' ppl on facebook

@BitchyGriff Enquiring minds want to know!

I just left a job interview and found the most incognito bar in Salt Lake City and they have a surly lesbian bartender

@churchgoth Happy birthday churchgoth!

@BitchyGriff Did you scream “what’s goin on”?

Not to make light of my very recently deceased friend but having the house to yourself to scream at the top of your lungs about it is kind of a vibe

@tentwentysixpm You are perfect 🤩

i’m 41 and do pretty okay!!!

@techspence Zero Day Exploit

Describe Active Directory in 3 words or less... I'll go first: My Happy Place

@JenMsft It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

"Without naming your job, what’s something you say regularly at work?" Have you tried rebooting?

@BentleyAudrey Nope, like cran in cranberry

So, y’all pronounce “crayon” like crown too, right? 👀

@brysonbort Sighm

Is it SIM or SEEM?

@misslindsayv I feel for you, sorry things are sucking

@misslindsayv 💯

@misslvl666 Yeah, going through the same rn