Chad Johnson, CFA

@HoosierSpeaker You got the 70$ streaming service? Sorry spent all $3,912 in my account on kalshi

@dylan_watson02 Brooks now

@chadjohnsoncfa Be there soon goat

Exam pushed back a week, 80 and sunny, beer flowing, sweet 16, mlb opening day

@bendoverbears @Amonahan Yeah I haven’t really followed his picks I just know theoretically you are able to be profitable because the markets aren’t as efficient

@chadjohnsoncfa @Amonahan in fact, usually 2/3 of his selections miss sometimes all 3.. lmfao.. even if there's "value" in the picks... still miss. And then he'll he hit 1/10 or hit 2 in a row and everyone starts calling him the goat LOLL. I could blindly hit the same rate just by guessing.

Met a student who bought a trading course for $4k he lost ~$50k day trading before quitting Day trading industry is ALL a scam... Remember that.

@bendoverbears @Amonahan I haven’t really used oddsjam so no, I usually stick to low volume sports where there are more mispriced lines and if you model a sport the right way and you actually know what you are doing you can manipulate that. But the barrier to entry is high obviously.

@chadjohnsoncfa @Amonahan unless you're arbitraging in sports its the exact same shit. I don't care if 7 books have someones over to be -150 and 2 books have it at +100, end of the day you can't control the outcomes. Haven't you seen all his parlays he puts together using "+EV"?? they miss every time.

@aidannonx Yeah I know he made it sound like he’s from the hood

@chadjohnsoncfa D Wat at least had a pool at one point. Don’t let him get that past you

In the Midwest you marry a girl from college, have 2-3 kids, house in suburbs, boat and spot at the lake, and develop alcoholism as your wife steadily grows to hate you, along with your greedy kids, until it falls apart after they leave for college and someone cheats

@bendoverbears @Amonahan Nvm I didn’t realize you were talking about people selling picks

@Amonahan Do you really believe there’s people out there who paid for people’s picks and also didn’t lose 50k + in sports betting / casinos?? Same thing.

Second batter home run!

Always gotta have a NRFI parlay on opening day

@BreastLoverDan @dylan_watson02

My roommate just brought a girl home and she immediately started doing our dishes #clutch

@xenobangs You are in Missouri.

i’m shadowbanned bc bro wtf is this

@garthdetroit @FDSportsbook @FanDuel

Down so much on @FDSportsbook @FanDuel and yall couldn’t throw me some birthday bonus bets 😭 shoutout to Caesar’s and Fanatics tho!

@Cheapie13 @stoolpresidente Looking out for the staff that’s my goat

Update. DO NOT BLAME MIRESH

@rfkenmore @SperrysandNikes @izzoglazer67 @FurrStayFlowin 😭😭😭

@SperrysandNikes @izzoglazer67 @FurrStayFlowin Paradigm shifting vision

I usually say nuke my group but is this aura?

if you’re 18–35 and you’re serious about wanting to get ahead in life, your single best move right now is learning how to leverage trade bitcoin

@Dr_DewSweep @dylan_watson02 Facts dude

@dylan_watson02 I mean these days a senior might be in his 5th-6th year lol but close enough

This year’s seniors were freshman when Bill Self won his last national championship. Anybody calling for his job is a certified fucking moron.

5U 🐳 ~ KANSAS ML (+150) There’s not a world where St Johns’ should be the favorite in this game. The Big East is dead. Give me Daryn Peterson to win this game on his own. Leave the points at the door. Let’s stay hot.

@ReynoldsonJohn @shae_aII_day @cl_all_day @WarnkeEli Live footage of Eli falling off after a piss

This looks familiar @shae_aII_day @cl_all_day @chadjohnsoncfa @WarnkeEli