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@poor_eric Long live toxic masculinity!!

@thegoodgodabove when will @Eminem be happy?

@realDonaldTrump and @rupikaur_ @jordanpeterson @elonmusk You all kind of suck sometimes.

@poor_eric Cause and effect?

@erinrexe They work!!!

@auth_LWilliams @NPR The needs of many outweigh the needs of few.

@NPR This is an incredible breakthrough for obesity in America.

@jk_rowling Just because you write about fantasy doesn't mean you have to live in one. This will be the first story you can't finish.

French bulldogs are the ugliest sons of bitches to ever exist.

Spinach > Kale

Toblerone tinfoil is unpleasant.

Nothing wrong with throwing a little toot in the chamber before bed.

I'm moving to Korea to become the first white kpop icon.

It's funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal #justgivemethebottle #winoesunite !

My horoscope says I'm guided by Uranus.

I hired a pet detective...

I'd like a salad please.

I only fear one God and that's Drake.