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Jonathan the Tortoise is alive and well 🐢 • He’s ~193 years old — the longest-living land animal on Earth • A suspected crypto scammer went viral on April Fools Day pretending to be his vet (via @BritishOverseas)

@celestialnaiad claim me momma

it's astonishing to me that so many people apparently read romance with the object of self-inserting. i, at best, read from the cuck chair, and more often, from the anthropologist's lab...

@solaurorae It's next on my list once i finish my current reads because apparently it's like the all time great regency romance

@chaipters Adding it to my tbr!

all this romance chat makes me want to show off my collection of clinch romance covers so gimme a number 1-46 and i'll reply w a cover 💆‍♀️

Let’s Play 🎾👟 My new painting

@buildthatlove I picked it up ages ago bc one of my fave Romance creators on TikTok listed it as one of their fave reads of the year so I rly need to get on it tiktok.com/t/ZP8b36Xc4/

@chaipters ngl i'm intrigued by that logline

@buildthatlove (A very battered copy of) Olivia and Jai by Rebecca Ryman

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@solaurorae YOU PICKED A 🐐!!! Lord of Scoundrels by Loretta Chase | cover art by THEE Elaine Duillo aka the Queen of Romance Covers

@chaipters 9 🙂‍↕️

@WWFriends_ Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice | not really a clinch cover per se but i love the gothic font

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@newtonsharmas Archangel's Storm by Nalini Singh | cover by Tony Mauro at Berkeley

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if this flops i'm deleting the tweet and cursing everyone out in my journal

@minrozanov this is so nice compared to what some people deserve too like if anything they should be grateful....

btw you can read my A/N — defending other hr authors from being actually attacked by readers AND me very much thanking my current reader community for being lovely — without spoiling the fic/chapter here if you’re curious what prompted this: archiveofourown.org/works/79091681…

If this is a sick April Fool's joke I will violate the Geneva Convention

@pestowitch Yes... YES!!!

hello i made this goodbye archiveofourown.org/works/82275806

you're telling me people actually think first person pov means you have to imagine yourself as the main character instead of it being, like, a character narrating their own story??

@huayves what's that sound...

@chaipters omg eight years since you wrote about [GUNSHOTS]

@scifibis I mention the cuck chair ONCE and suddenly everyone pays attention

@chaipters meha this is crazy

@pestowitch I'm 3 episodes in and Jax is going to "surprise" Stassi at the birthday party she uninvited him from after learning he cheated on her and got a girl pregnant in Vegas, Steinbeck is shaking

@chaipters Oh this is such an excellent choice

want to investigate more seminal american literature this year so i've started watching vanderpump rules

@TBunn1000 now THAT'S a romance!!!!

@chaipters omggg hi fellow stardust lover!!