Chris Pisarra

@atensnut Melania has a tiny staff because she doesn’t do anything

Deluxe Upgrade.

@lady_valor_07 Birmingham, Alabama

Name one?

@otokyo__ $14

Be honest!

@Matt_Pinner Someone somewhere

Name one

@USAttyHabba Fuck trump Fuck you

Flags were ordered to be lowered by the President of the United States. Lower. Your. Flags.

@LePapillonBlu2 Perfect place for an enormous turd

What has happened to the White House? It looks like a cheap gold plated toilet.

@EricLDaugh So fucking what ? A president should have intelligence integrity and honor, three things Trump completely lacks. The quality of his golf swing is irrelevant.

🚨 JUST REVEALED: President Trump's golf swing is being shown off in Scotland and people are amazed at his form for somebody nearly 80 years old. Democrats have spent months trying to say he's not fit for office.

@anyonewantchips She can suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose

Before they rename the Kennedy Center, tell me again what exactly was Melania Trump’s extraordinary talent that qualified her for an Einstein Visa.

@TrumpRealDaily An asshole and his 5 hemorrhoids

Democrats call them tyrants. What would you call them?

@timburchett If the shoe fits……….

This disgusts me. If any country ought to be kissing our ass it’s France. My Uncle Roy fought and died and is buried there for their freedom.

@IvankaNews_ Chlamydia

@atensnut What an ignorant racist piece of shit you are!

Jasmine Crockett just put in her bid for Ranking member of House Oversight Committee. She was DENIED. 😂😂😂😂😂

@AfricanHub_ Donald Dan Junior Eric Ivanka, Tiffany Had a whole huge paddle of grandchildren

What do you call these in your language

@757GamecockGirl @gtconway3d @BarackObama Only Trump could be stupid enough to think that the way to win the peace prize is to start a war

@gtconway3d It has been all theatrics to get him the Nobel PeacePrize - I swear @BarackObama lives rent free in that mans head…

This war looks like it should end up being called the “Bullshitzkrieg,” because at this point, it pretty much seems to have been performative on all sides, especially on Trump’s. We should be grateful for that, but … WTAF.

@IFLTV Women fight three minute rounds. 12 rounds for a championship.

If you could introduce ONE new rule to boxing, what would it be? 🤔 #BoxingFans | #BoxingDebate | #BoxingWorld

@TuckerCNews The Republican Party

What do you call them??

@ivankatrumpo Performative bullshit. Bread and circuses for the great Unwashed who vote for Trump.

@IvankaNews_ Chlamydia

@America_First0 Puppy killer